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Futurama Porno Story: Enjoy In The Times Of Slurm – Chapter 1

Futurama Porno Story: Enjoy In The Times Of Slurm – Chapter 1

Bender: Hey Fry! You will never guess what I found down at the dump.

Fry walked out of his room towards Bender.

Bender: Five juicy rats already dead! We eat well at breakfast!

Bender walked into the kitchen carrying the dead rats.

Bender: “So buddy how do you want yours? Well done?”

He peered round the doorway

Bender: “Yo Fry! I said how do you want yours ..”

The Apartment was empty.

New Scene – Streets of New New York.

Fry put his hands in his pockets as he walked down the empty streets of New
New York. A cool breeze blew indicating rain was on its way.

Fry: “Man, Bender and his cooking should be outlawed” he muttered to
himself

Fry suddenly stopped and looked up realising he had taken the same route he
takes everyday and had ended up at Planet Express. He looked at his watch
it was 7am.

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Futurama Porn Story: Futurama BiNonsensical Man – Chapter 1

Futurama Porn Story: Futurama BiNonsensical Man – Chapter 1

Written by Andrew Kaiko

Guest-starring Robin Williams as the Head of Robin Williams, Kenneth
Quarkle, and various extras

Here’s my first fan fiction of a made-up episode in the animated television
show Futurama, from the same creator as The Simpsons. I do not own the
characters and all related subjects. All Futurama characters, names,
likenesses (ha ha! Likenesses! Heh heh h-h-heehhhh. Ahh. *AHEM!*) and
all other subjects are TM and Y FOX and it’s parent, affiliate and
subsidiary companies.

NOTE: To those die-hard Futurama-heads who take every little detail in the
show seriously, keep in mind that there may be some inconsistencies I
include by ACCIDENT, due to the fact that I am NOT as die-hard a Futurama
follower as I used to be. To give you an idea, I have seen all of Season
1, about half of Season 2, and sporadic numbers of episodes from the
following Seasons. Given that there were about 4 Seasons in all, please
tolerate any possible plot hole or weak point in my story, for they are due
to having not seen a crucial episode that contradicts those specific plot
points. PLEASE do not criticize me if there are points in the story that
contradict what was indicated in a particular episode, because I DO NOT
MEAN to make them! Thank you so much!

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Futurama Porn Story: Wouldnt It Be Nice If – Chapter 1

Futurama Porn Story: Wouldnt It Be Nice If – Chapter 1

Wouldnt It Be Nice If
by BumbleBeeTheta

Part One: Fry Knows Best

Heres my plan:

Ill show him what bliss is.

Welcome him with kisses

Cos this is a Mrs. that misses her man.

Hes my Xander and hes awfully swell.

It makes financial sense as well.

Although, he can be-

Ill never tell.

Just stand aside.

Here comes the bride.

Ill be Mrs.

I will be his Mrs.


Missus from Buffy the Vampire Slayer (Selfless)

Scene: Professors lab.

(Once again, the Professor
has called everyone in to take a gander at the What If machine.P He stands by his worktable where the machine
sits.P Hooked up to the machine is what
looks like a treadmill, except it is glowing bright blue.P Beside the What If machine is a helmet and a
pair of goggles.P The crew stands around
the Professor in a semi-circle; their emotions ranging from bored to uneasy.)

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Futurama: Watching Leela and Fry makes Amy horny

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Futurama Porno Story: A Bday Surprise – Chapter 1

Futurama Porno Story: A Bday Surprise – Chapter 1

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“Come on, buddy, I got a surprise for you!” said Bender, with his hands
over Fry’s eyes as he walks him over to the P.E. lounge.

“What is it? What is it!” yelled Fry, anxious to see what Bender was
talking about.

Bender removed his hands from Fry’s face. “SURPRISE!” yelled the entire
crew and other people Fry had seen before, and Fry stumbled backwards with
astonishment.

“God, look at all this stuff!” he said, staring at the colorful decorations
that were poorly put up, a few classic food dishes on the table, and music
playing. “This is so cool!” yelled Fry.

All the day through, they were all having fun and talking and doing fun
stuff. Bender had a drinking contest, Amy had a interesting, yet dangerous
virtual piata game – knocking out two people the crew didn’t know – and
Farnsworth had a, let’s just say he had a very flexible and cracking,
Twister game. All was enjoyable, for a good amount of time, until Zoidberg
ate all the food at the buffet, and there weren’t many items left in the
trash, for some reason either.

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Futurama Porn Story: BiNonsensical Man – Chapter 3

Futurama Porn Story: BiNonsensical Man – Chapter 3

I do not own the characters and all related subjects. All Futurama
characters, names, likenesses and all other criteria are TM and Y FOX and
it’s parent, affiliate and subsidiary companies.

Chapter 3

I silently tiptoed into the bedroom of the Professor, who was back in his
room, sound asleep, just like he was for the past four days. I was about
to proceed into the open, until I abruptly stopped so Bender wouldn’t see
me.

“‘Your turn to watch over the Professor,’ they said! ‘No use arguing- ya
gotta refill his Life Box,’ they said! Nag nah nag nah nag! If they were
alcoholics, THEY’D understand. Or, could they?”

He opened the Box, poured some beer into it so it could still run, placed
the bottles beside the dresser drawers, stole the Professor’s wallet, and
left.

After that close call, I again tiptoed toward the bed and leaped onto his
tummy. My scheme, already in place, would soon be operational once I would
again alter his Life Box so he would die approximately an hour later than
that moment! And then, the most brilliant, not to mention ancient,
scientist on the planet would be no more! And I shall commence my OWN
operation- Operation: Take Over The Planet Earth! SUCH A CREATIVE NAME! I
WILL BE THE ULTIMATE RULER! HAHAHAHAHA! AND… SUCH! AND ALL IN ONE
HOUR!

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Futurama Porn Story: Shall I be the one for you – Chapter 10

Futurama Porn Story: Shall I be the one for you – Chapter 10

Here’s chapter 10. Enjoy!

Chapter 10 : The lost people

As said, Fry and Leela talked to each other, after work, more thoroughly, about what happened. Leela asked Fry what he was thinking about the twins. Fry explained that, at first, he panicked. But after he thought about it and if it was meant to be well just live wit it and be happy for what you get. Leela was a bit disappointed of Fry’s answer but at least he wasn’t saying that he didn’t want to have kids with her. The conversation finished on a promise. Next time there’s a fight between them and they don’t know why the other is angry or whatever, they will have to tell each other. Just like every normal couple. Then after a week, they were able to go out together without any problems. They tried to spend more time together outside of the missions. Leela was enjoying it most of the time and Fry tried not to leave Bender alone too much. Fry didn’t want his best friend to get lonely and sober and do something crazy, like cut off his antenna…again.

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Futurama Pornography Story: Time Runs Brief Chapter Two

Futurama Pornography Story: Time Runs Brief Chapter Two

“I dunno, but this is pissin’ me off! Wait! They stood us up! Oh well, I’ll
just have to drink my beer in peace,” Bender said, popping a beer open and
sitting down at the conference table, putting his metal feet up.

Fry looked around and spotted the calendar, “Bender, you’re gonna hate me
for saying this but,”

“But?” Bender said, taking a swig of his beer.

“But, it’s Saturday and we don’t have work today!” Fry started to crack up.

“Aw, damn! I hate work. This sucks. Well.I’m gonna go build my own theme
black jack! And hookers! the park!” Bender said as he
walked out the door, leaving Fry standing all alone, having the day to
himself.

He turned around and walked throughout the Planet Express building, finding
his legs taking him to the ship’s docking bay. It wasn’t any shock to him
when he found that the ship’s door was open. He decided to take a look and
see who had opened the ship. He entered the bridge and saw no one there. So
he went through a doorway and wondered down a hall. He found himself at
Leela’s quarters. He heard a small sound come from inside. He wondered if
maybe it was Nibbler or Leela herself. So his curiosity got the better of
him and he opened the door.

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Futurama Porno Story: Wedding and a Honeymoon – Chapter 1

Futurama Porno Story: Wedding and a Honeymoon – Chapter 1

I don’t own the show Futurama, because if I did, it would still be more successful than the Critic

*Jay Sherman: Excuse me? Nothing could ever top my show, because everything else stinks.

Producer: Mr. Sherman? You’re on in three.

Jay: Oh, well, don’t criticize me, because you don’t get paid for it… that I may have to sue for.

You have my contact information.*

as I was saying, it would still be a very good show, almost as good as Homer with his donuts.

Anyway, I don’t own the show, any rights to go with it…blah… Please don’t sue me because I have no money anyway. At least, no more than two cents to speak of.

“_” : speaking

‘_’ : thinking

_ : off the wall crap

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Futurama Pornography Story: No more secrets part Two Chapter 1

Futurama Pornography Story: No more secrets part Two Chapter 1

Well, here it is. The conclusion to my No more secrets Futurama fanfic.

I hope itll live up to your expectations, though it probably wont since
its very hard to keep up with new ideas on one concept and at the same time
make it as good as before. Still, cant blame me for not trying, right?

I received feedback that I should not make so many references to previously
aired episodes. Unfortunately, this part contains a couple of these as well
but Ill try to keep that in mind if I ever make a sequel or the like.

No more Secrets, Part 2

By Lennie Asserholt

After Fry had revealed all the events that he had pent up inside him for
all this time, Leela didnt really know how she should feel. She cared
about Fry, A LOT, she just couldnt bring herself to admit it. She had
standards that a man who she went out with had to have, and Fry didnt even
fulfil a single one of them. Except for one single condition that she
hadnt taken into consideration before…

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