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Futurama Pornography Story: Time Runs Brief Chapter Two

Futurama Pornography Story: Time Runs Brief Chapter Two

“I dunno, but this is pissin’ me off! Wait! They stood us up! Oh well, I’ll
just have to drink my beer in peace,” Bender said, popping a beer open and
sitting down at the conference table, putting his metal feet up.

Fry looked around and spotted the calendar, “Bender, you’re gonna hate me
for saying this but,”

“But?” Bender said, taking a swig of his beer.

“But, it’s Saturday and we don’t have work today!” Fry started to crack up.

“Aw, damn! I hate work. This sucks. Well.I’m gonna go build my own theme
black jack! And hookers! the park!” Bender said as he
walked out the door, leaving Fry standing all alone, having the day to
himself.

He turned around and walked throughout the Planet Express building, finding
his legs taking him to the ship’s docking bay. It wasn’t any shock to him
when he found that the ship’s door was open. He decided to take a look and
see who had opened the ship. He entered the bridge and saw no one there. So
he went through a doorway and wondered down a hall. He found himself at
Leela’s quarters. He heard a small sound come from inside. He wondered if
maybe it was Nibbler or Leela herself. So his curiosity got the better of
him and he opened the door.

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Futurama Porno Story: Anthology of Intrest Three Chapter 1

Futurama Porno Story: Anthology of Intrest Three Chapter 1

Anthology of Interest 3

–Professor Farnsworth is sitting at his desk looking at his “what if
machine”-

Farnsworth
(Yells) I’ve finally created it!

Leela
[Comes out of the door]
What?

Zoidberg
[Pops out of the garbage, he has a banana peel half way in his mouth]
Who has disturbed my eating?

Amy
[Teleports in]
Here

Hermes
[Appears on a TV next to them]
What is it man?

Bender
[His head rolls in]
What now?

Fry
[Fry comes in on top of Bender’s body]
Giddy up!

Scruffy
[Appears out of nowhere]
Scruffy’s here

Farnsworth
[Looks at Scruffy]
Who are you?

Scruffy
I is Scruffy

Farnsworth
You’re fired!
[Scruffy sighs]

–Theme Song-

–Hermes is now there, everyone is surrounding the Professor. Bender has
his head back, and Scruffy is still there-

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Futurama Porno Story: Enjoy Not to be Consumed Chapter Two

Futurama Porno Story: Enjoy Not to be Consumed Chapter Two

Planet Express Building

Alright flesh-pile? As soon as Fry gets here, send him into the lounge, and dont let anyone else in there! Bender orders Amy.

Fluh, alright! I dont see what the big deal is, she says.

If you screw this up, meat-sack, I will send you to robot hell! he yells, and thinks about it. He shudders Singing.

~*~*~*~*~

Leela, have you seen Bender? Amy said he was in here, says Fry, walking into the Lounge. Leela was on the couch, but the tv was off.

Leela? asks Fry, walking over to her. She looks up at him and smiles.

Oh, Fry! she smiles and runs into his arms, wrapping her legs around his waist. Hes shocked, but returns her embrace.

I love you, Fry, she says. His arms go limp and she falls to the floor.

W–what did you say? he stutters.

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Futurama Porn Story: Benders List Chapter 20

Futurama Porn Story: Benders List Chapter 20

As
the minion reached for his communication console, a red beam struck
the back of his head. He screamed briefly, fell limply over the
console, and died. Startled by this occurrence, Balalaika and
Krandok whipped out their cutlasses and looked suspiciously in all
directions. Krandok, noticing a movement at the entryway, snatched a
dagger from his belt and tossed it forcefully. Delta let go of her
pistol, stretched out her arm, caught the spinning blade, flipped it
around by the handle, and threw it even more forcefully toward
Krandok. The point of the dagger hit him squarely in the throat,
knocking him backwards in what would be the last fall of his life.

Leela,
Delta, and Foss emerged from their hiding place, laser pistols drawn.
Balalaika and Zapp, finding themselves outnumbered, dropped their
swords and put their hands in the air.

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Futurama Porn Story: In Zoid We Trust Chapter 26

Futurama Porn Story: In Zoid We Trust Chapter 26

Amy stepped onto the
mostly bare tablet on which the column stood, and over which it cast
a long shadow. Theres only one mark on it, she observed,
pointing at the notch with her foot. Shouldnt there be twelve?
They do have twelve hours in a day like we do, right?

Theyre not quite
that sophisticated, said Zoidberg. When the shadow touches the
notch, its time for tea. And after tea, the fight.

Omigosh, said
Amy, measuring the distance between the shadow and the mark with her
toes. Thats onlyfour inches away!

I cant believe
youd approve of such a barbaric ritual, said Hermes.

We Decapods have
been observing this barbaric ritual for more than eighteen
years now, said Zoidberg, and you humans have practiced it as
recently as the year 2000 A.D.

2000 A.D.? said
Hermes incredulously. Where are you getting your information,
mon?

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Futurama Porno Story: Wedding and a Honeymoon – Chapter 1

Futurama Porno Story: Wedding and a Honeymoon – Chapter 1

I don’t own the show Futurama, because if I did, it would still be more successful than the Critic

*Jay Sherman: Excuse me? Nothing could ever top my show, because everything else stinks.

Producer: Mr. Sherman? You’re on in three.

Jay: Oh, well, don’t criticize me, because you don’t get paid for it… that I may have to sue for.

You have my contact information.*

as I was saying, it would still be a very good show, almost as good as Homer with his donuts.

Anyway, I don’t own the show, any rights to go with it…blah… Please don’t sue me because I have no money anyway. At least, no more than two cents to speak of.

“_” : speaking

‘_’ : thinking

_ : off the wall crap

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Futurama Pornography Story: Guenther A Question of Intellect Chapter 1

Futurama Pornography Story: Guenther A Question of Intellect Chapter 1

Stupid humans…..stupid stupid humans. All idiots, especially Fry, giving his life for someone else’s is such a human trait.

Look at what he’s done, they cry, all the stupid humans, robots and aliens. What do they know? Weeping like that, it’s humiliating. Do they think I don’t care? Of course I do, but I won’t make a fool out of myself like them. Fry wouldn’t cry if I died….right?

We weren’t friends, not at all, but still…..I…..kinda…..looked up to him. When we were roommates I got the good grades, the women and I had more friends then he did. But he….was more of what I wanted to be. More humans then I could ever be, he had….fun. What did I have? I had to be what I was made to be.

I was miserable, and always would have been if not for his advice. Now I have found a little happiness, and no longer have anyone always expecting the best of me like the professor always did. All thanks to Fry.

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Futurama Pornography Story: No more secrets part Two Chapter 1

Futurama Pornography Story: No more secrets part Two Chapter 1

Well, here it is. The conclusion to my No more secrets Futurama fanfic.

I hope itll live up to your expectations, though it probably wont since
its very hard to keep up with new ideas on one concept and at the same time
make it as good as before. Still, cant blame me for not trying, right?

I received feedback that I should not make so many references to previously
aired episodes. Unfortunately, this part contains a couple of these as well
but Ill try to keep that in mind if I ever make a sequel or the like.

No more Secrets, Part 2

By Lennie Asserholt

After Fry had revealed all the events that he had pent up inside him for
all this time, Leela didnt really know how she should feel. She cared
about Fry, A LOT, she just couldnt bring herself to admit it. She had
standards that a man who she went out with had to have, and Fry didnt even
fulfil a single one of them. Except for one single condition that she
hadnt taken into consideration before…

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Futurama Porn Story: Love Not to be Consumed Chapter 1

Futurama Porn Story: Love Not to be Consumed Chapter 1

Planet Express Building

Leela walked into the Planet Express building. Usually she was the first one there, apart from Hermes and the Professor, but when she entered the lounge, she saw Bender sitting on the couch. Hes here early, she thought, walking over to him.

Bender, why–? she started, but he abruptly cut her off.

Eye-ball, youre here, he says, standing up. He walks over to her.

Why are you here? Youre an hour and a half early, she says.

Yeah, well, I had to sort out a little problem, he smiles.

Which is? she asks, getting annoyed. He shrugs and punches her out.

I call it sexual tension, he says, dragging her to the couch.

~*~*~*~*~

Planet Express Ship (earlier)

So, Leela, um… will you go out with me? asks Fry, watching her Pilot the ship.

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Futurama Porn Story: Time Runs Short – Chapter 6

Futurama Porn Story: Time Runs Short – Chapter 6

“So…do you like the snow?” she asked, looking at her reflection through
her coffee, mostly setting her gaze on her eye.

“Yeah, it was my favorite thing to watch on days like these. My brother
would always sleep, and I actually got some peace now and then,” he
chuckled and tried to break the uncomfortable silence between them.

“I used to watch it all the time at the orphanarium. It made me feel happy
and cozy.”

“What are you gonna do for Christmas?”

“Oh, I don’t know…be lying in a grave by then…”

“Don’t,”

“Hmm?”

“Don’t talk like that.”

“Oh, sorry..”

“S’okay. I just don’t want you to feel like that…”

“Oh! I just remembered, I got you something for Christmas.”

“What is it? Tellmetellmetellmetellme!!!”

“I can’t. It won’t be a Christmas present then.”

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