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Futurama Pornography Story: The End Chapter 1

Futurama Pornography Story: The End Chapter 1

A/N: I know you all want me to put up the prologue for Evolution of Evil, but I have a bit of writers block for it. So, in order to get my creative juices flowing, Ive decided to do a few oneshots that Ive had in mind for a while. Mostly plot bunnies that Ive had that I cant seem to stretch out into longer stories.

This one popped into my head more recently than the others. It is inspired by JoeMerls beautifully dark fic Nobody Asked, which I recommend you all read if you havent already. After I read it, I just knew I had to write something dark myself, and this came to mind.

Disclaimer: Invader Zim and all related characters belong to Jhonen Vasquez.

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The End

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After three years, Earths end almost seemed anti-climatic. Most of humanity had simply stared in shock as the warships of the Irken Armada appeared in the skies over their cities; that shock had quickly turned to panic as the ships opened fire, raining destruction down on the planet, and drop ships landed, releasing armed Irken soldiers onto the streets.

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Futurama Porno Story: Enjoy In The Times Of Slurm – Chapter 1

Futurama Porno Story: Enjoy In The Times Of Slurm – Chapter 1

Bender: Hey Fry! You will never guess what I found down at the dump.

Fry walked out of his room towards Bender.

Bender: Five juicy rats already dead! We eat well at breakfast!

Bender walked into the kitchen carrying the dead rats.

Bender: “So buddy how do you want yours? Well done?”

He peered round the doorway

Bender: “Yo Fry! I said how do you want yours ..”

The Apartment was empty.

New Scene – Streets of New New York.

Fry put his hands in his pockets as he walked down the empty streets of New
New York. A cool breeze blew indicating rain was on its way.

Fry: “Man, Bender and his cooking should be outlawed” he muttered to
himself

Fry suddenly stopped and looked up realising he had taken the same route he
takes everyday and had ended up at Planet Express. He looked at his watch
it was 7am.

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Futurama Porn Story: Yet Another Futurama Crossover – Chapter 1

Futurama Porn Story: Yet Another Futurama Crossover – Chapter 1

I WORTE THIS FIC WHEN I WAS EXTREMELY BORED

It was a quiet day in Dimsdale, New York. Timmy Turner had just gotten home from school and his evil babysitter, Vicky, was awaiting his arrival. As usual, she commanded him up to his room. Timmy went up without a fight, knowing the consequences if he did put up a fight. Luckilly, unbeknownst to Vicky, Mom, or Dad, Timmy had magical gold fish who turned into his Fairy God Parents when he came into his room. These fairies, Cosmo and Wanda, often followed him to school and once even to city hall where they got to meet Dimsdale’s Town Hero, Chompy The Goat.

Timmy climbed the stairs to his room as he did many times before. He reached the last step, climbed onto the landing, and walked over to his bedroom. He walked inside and shoved the door closed. He then walked over to his bed, climbed onto it, and laid down on it. He felt his pillow take the shape of his head and his tiny pink hat as he laid his head down. He looked sleepishly at his ceiling and his fairies appeared in front of his eyes. Wanda looked down at him and said, “Aw, what’s the matter, Slugger?” Timmy looked back at her, sighed, and said, “It’s Vicky.” Cosmo magically put Timmy in the air with his wand and Timmy sat up and finished, “I’m sick of her. She always makes me do her chores. I mean, come on, she’s the babysitter, right?”

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Futurama Porno Story: Futurama 2 years afterwards Chapter 1

Futurama Porno Story: Futurama 2 years afterwards Chapter 1

Prologue: Its been ten years since the troop split up. Fry set off to look for his parents forgetting that he was in the future and theyve long passed. When he realized he had no where else to go, he attempted to go back to Professor Farnsworths lab but couldnt due to the fact that he some how ended up in a dark room where he was running on a hamster wheel. Eventually he got out. The next day, Fry went to the bar, and the guys at the bar, seeing that Fry was a complete idiot, told him to try to bite his got him going for a LONG time. Leela tried to settle with her fellow mutants. She found the sweetest guy named Hairy who had one eye too! He also had so much hair on his face that you can barely see anything but his eyes and his teeth when he she still loved him. She felt so comfortable with him. Unfortunately when their time came of intercourse, they found more mutant qualities of each other. It turned out, Leela had more than one eye! She had two more gigantic eyes on her boobs just staring at him. He was freaked out for a while. A moment later, he smiled nervously at her. Then he looked back at her tits and saw it blinking at him. He almost screamed. Leela could tell that he was way freaked out by her, so she offered to give him head. All his troubles were gone at that moment. She was working down to his pants and when she unzipped his pants she saw something PUMP up! She was freaked out and he explained how his dick was like a jack in the box!!!Then he said well I was okay with your blinking boobs, so cant you accept that? Baby, I love you and youre the greatest thing that ever stepped into my life and looks dont matter to me

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Futurama Pornography Story: Time Runs Short Chapter 3

Futurama Pornography Story: Time Runs Short Chapter 3

“I told you, I’m gonna die! I only have a few weeks to live!” she said,
feeling a little bit better that she had told someone. But she felt rotten
for telling the person it would hurt most.

“Oh my, God! Leela, that’s horrible! It’s isn’t can’t
die,” he said, still not being able to believe it. He held her closely and
she felt safe in his arms.

“But I will ‘s no stopping it,” she said, her crying slowing down.

“How do you know your gonna die?” Fry said, looking down at her.

“‘t you think you would know if a bunch of professional doctors
told you so?” she said, growing tired of feeling like she was helpless.

Fry ignored her comment and held her even closer. She could hear his heart
beating and she managed to listen to it for quite some time before sleep
came over her. Fry stood there for what seemed like hours, but was only
minutes before he had realized this. He carried her to over to her bed and
lied her down to sleep. He covered her up and watched her for a moment,
wondering if it was another dream or if this was reality. He started to
walk out of the door into the hallway when he heard her speak.

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Futurama Porno Story: A Walk in Your Footwear II Chapter Six

Futurama Porno Story: A Walk in Your Footwear II Chapter Six

A Walk in Your
Shoes II

Chapter 6: The
Omicronians

Thanks to Superdork,
my only reviewer. Youre suggestion was a really good one. I now
have the rest of the story basically planned out; I just need to
write it.

Zoidberg was
dragged onto the Nimbus at put on the control seat. No one on
the ship knew that Zoidberg had switched bodies with Zapp. Zoidberg
looked out the window and saw a giant grey flying saucer. As he was
watching it, a loudspeaker started to make noise.

People of Earth,
said the ships captain, I am Lrrr, of the planet Omicron Persei
8. We have come to your planet to take revenge. We are angered. We
tried to make up for our loss in population, but the damage was
horrible. And the foods you gave us! The concept of wuv
confuses us and the hearts wuv is written on taste like chalk!
We are angry!

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Futurama Porn Story: Futurama BiNonsensical Man – Chapter 1

Futurama Porn Story: Futurama BiNonsensical Man – Chapter 1

Written by Andrew Kaiko

Guest-starring Robin Williams as the Head of Robin Williams, Kenneth
Quarkle, and various extras

Here’s my first fan fiction of a made-up episode in the animated television
show Futurama, from the same creator as The Simpsons. I do not own the
characters and all related subjects. All Futurama characters, names,
likenesses (ha ha! Likenesses! Heh heh h-h-heehhhh. Ahh. *AHEM!*) and
all other subjects are TM and Y FOX and it’s parent, affiliate and
subsidiary companies.

NOTE: To those die-hard Futurama-heads who take every little detail in the
show seriously, keep in mind that there may be some inconsistencies I
include by ACCIDENT, due to the fact that I am NOT as die-hard a Futurama
follower as I used to be. To give you an idea, I have seen all of Season
1, about half of Season 2, and sporadic numbers of episodes from the
following Seasons. Given that there were about 4 Seasons in all, please
tolerate any possible plot hole or weak point in my story, for they are due
to having not seen a crucial episode that contradicts those specific plot
points. PLEASE do not criticize me if there are points in the story that
contradict what was indicated in a particular episode, because I DO NOT
MEAN to make them! Thank you so much!

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Futurama Porn Story: Wouldnt It Be Nice If – Chapter 1

Futurama Porn Story: Wouldnt It Be Nice If – Chapter 1

Wouldnt It Be Nice If
by BumbleBeeTheta

Part One: Fry Knows Best

Heres my plan:

Ill show him what bliss is.

Welcome him with kisses

Cos this is a Mrs. that misses her man.

Hes my Xander and hes awfully swell.

It makes financial sense as well.

Although, he can be-

Ill never tell.

Just stand aside.

Here comes the bride.

Ill be Mrs.

I will be his Mrs.


Missus from Buffy the Vampire Slayer (Selfless)

Scene: Professors lab.

(Once again, the Professor
has called everyone in to take a gander at the What If machine.P He stands by his worktable where the machine
sits.P Hooked up to the machine is what
looks like a treadmill, except it is glowing bright blue.P Beside the What If machine is a helmet and a
pair of goggles.P The crew stands around
the Professor in a semi-circle; their emotions ranging from bored to uneasy.)

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Futurama Porno Story: A Bday Surprise – Chapter 1

Futurama Porno Story: A Bday Surprise – Chapter 1

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“Come on, buddy, I got a surprise for you!” said Bender, with his hands
over Fry’s eyes as he walks him over to the P.E. lounge.

“What is it? What is it!” yelled Fry, anxious to see what Bender was
talking about.

Bender removed his hands from Fry’s face. “SURPRISE!” yelled the entire
crew and other people Fry had seen before, and Fry stumbled backwards with
astonishment.

“God, look at all this stuff!” he said, staring at the colorful decorations
that were poorly put up, a few classic food dishes on the table, and music
playing. “This is so cool!” yelled Fry.

All the day through, they were all having fun and talking and doing fun
stuff. Bender had a drinking contest, Amy had a interesting, yet dangerous
virtual piata game – knocking out two people the crew didn’t know – and
Farnsworth had a, let’s just say he had a very flexible and cracking,
Twister game. All was enjoyable, for a good amount of time, until Zoidberg
ate all the food at the buffet, and there weren’t many items left in the
trash, for some reason either.

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Futurama Porn Story: BiNonsensical Man – Chapter 3

Futurama Porn Story: BiNonsensical Man – Chapter 3

I do not own the characters and all related subjects. All Futurama
characters, names, likenesses and all other criteria are TM and Y FOX and
it’s parent, affiliate and subsidiary companies.

Chapter 3

I silently tiptoed into the bedroom of the Professor, who was back in his
room, sound asleep, just like he was for the past four days. I was about
to proceed into the open, until I abruptly stopped so Bender wouldn’t see
me.

“‘Your turn to watch over the Professor,’ they said! ‘No use arguing- ya
gotta refill his Life Box,’ they said! Nag nah nag nah nag! If they were
alcoholics, THEY’D understand. Or, could they?”

He opened the Box, poured some beer into it so it could still run, placed
the bottles beside the dresser drawers, stole the Professor’s wallet, and
left.

After that close call, I again tiptoed toward the bed and leaped onto his
tummy. My scheme, already in place, would soon be operational once I would
again alter his Life Box so he would die approximately an hour later than
that moment! And then, the most brilliant, not to mention ancient,
scientist on the planet would be no more! And I shall commence my OWN
operation- Operation: Take Over The Planet Earth! SUCH A CREATIVE NAME! I
WILL BE THE ULTIMATE RULER! HAHAHAHAHA! AND… SUCH! AND ALL IN ONE
HOUR!

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