Futurama Porn Story: The Juicy Details EEF2 – Chapter 2

(Special Thanks to: Kryten.)

Leelas Apartment. Amy sits confused next to Leela.

AMY: I dont get it then when did you fall for him?!

LEELA: First of all I didnt just fall for him! I just realized I already loved him.
Im not sure why really but I was hiding my feelings.. When he gave me his Oxygen it
kinda shoved them out into the open.

AMY: Umm, Ok. So how did the date go?

LEELA: It was at Elzars, but it didnt go to well…

FlashBack

Elzars.
The restaurant is bustling with activity as customers eat theyre meals and
converse about theyre day. Leela walks in dressed in her normal attire, and looks around for
her date. She spots him a moment later in the back corner. He is dressed in a formal black tux
and his hair is combed back. Leela looks down at what she wearing and suddenly feels uncomfortable.
She walks over and sits, Fry smiles at her as she does.

LEELA: What are you wearing? I thought we were just having dinner…

FRY: Uhh, I thought youd like it. Its all formal an stuff.

LEELA: Well I do like it, but you didnt say anything about formal wear!
Im dressed casual and now Im gonna look stupid!

FRY: You look great. It doesnt matter what you wear, you always look good.

LEELA: (Smiling) Awh, Thats sweet. But next time tell me if you want a formal date, ok?

FRY: Alright… wait next time!? I havent even asked yet!

LEELA: There damn well better be a next time!

FRY: I didnt say I

Fry is interrupted suddenly as Elzar walks up.

ELZAR: Hey, Welcome to Elzars! What kinda over priced cuisine will ya be haven tonight?

Fry looks at the menu for a few seconds. Suddenly he spots one, and puts the menu down slyly
looking at Leela.

FRY: Ill have that new Red Cherry Rose thing.

ELZAR: BAM! Good choice! And the lady?

Leela looks at the menu. She already knows what she wants but she wanted to check out this
Red Cherry Rose thing. When she finds it her eye widens in shock.

Red Cherry Rose
Corpse of a Red Bonal Sloth.
Sauted in onion and Spice Weasle, BAM!
With a side of Melotion antennae.
Price: $ 1,000.01

Leela leans over to Fry.

LEELA: (whispering) Fry are you sure you can handle this Rose thing?

FRY: Of course! I wouldnt of ordered it if I couldnt afford it!

LEELA: Thats not what I… oh never mind.
(Turns to Elzar) Ill have the Grilled Slug Steak Au Jus.

ELZAR: And a cheap meal for the cheap lady.

Elzar turns and returns to the kitchen. Fry is beaming, thinking hes impressed Leela
with his expensive meal. Leela leans back in her chair and crosses her arms.

LEELA: Fry have you ever heard of a Red Bonal Sloth?

FRY: Nah, but for $1000 bucks Ill bet it tastes great.

LEELA: Fry, the Bonal Sloth is a very slow animal. In its entire life itll maybe move 5 inches.

FRY: So?

LEELA: But when it dies, its corpse has uncontrollable muscle spasms.

FRY: So do chickens, so what.

ELZAR: (From the Kitchen) BAM!

LEELA: (Sighs) Except a Bonal Sloths corpse doesnt stop. They keep going until the body is
completely decayed, or incinerated.

FRY: Woah! Cool!

Leela gives up and leans forward resting her head on her hand.

LEELA: (Dryly) Yeah cool.

Fifteen minutes pass.
Fry has a worried expression on his face. Leela hasnt said much since they ordered.

FRY: (Thinking): Come on man! Shes bored, I gotta do something! Im finally on a date with Leela,
and all Ive done so far is bankrupt myself! I gotta impress her some how…

Fry looks around trying find some ideas. Leela is still resting her head on her hand. She looks
over at Fry and watches him as he looks around the room.

LEELA: (Thinking): He looks worried. I wonder if somethings wrong. … No hed probably be
screaming if it were serious. Then whats he so worried about?

Just then Elzar walks up with the meals, He placed Frys meal in front of him.
It is covered with a large domed lid that is big enough for him to sit in! Elzar drops Leelas dish in front of
her and gives his customary BAM! and then leaves. Fry leans to the side at looks at Leela around his dish.

LEELA: Well?

Fry shrugs, and pulls the domed lid off the dish. Revealing a large, fried, and still moving Sloth.
Fry grimaces picks up a fork and slowly moves in for the first bite. Leela nonchalantly starts eating her
meal, ignoring the clangs and loud screams coming from the other end of the table. She is about to take a
bite when the table suddenly lurches forward and falls over, flinging food all over her, and knocking her
onto the floor. Fry stops hitting the sloth with the lid and looks over at her. He quickly moves over and helps
her to her feet. Just in time for Elzar to rush out of the kitchen.

ELZAR: What have you done to my beautiful Red Cherry Rose!

LEELA: Fry I think dinners over. Lets just go.

FRY: (Sighs) Alright…

ELZAR: Ah, yes my favorite part of the meal.
(Looking at Fry) Your pickin up the tab? You can pay for this right?

FRY: Of Course! I always keep my wallet in my pants back pocket.

Fry reaches down for his wallet. His cheeks suddenly turn red and he starts stammering.

LEELA: What?

FRY: Uh.. u-mm… wrong pants…

End FlashBack

AMY: Eeewww! Thats horrible! You werent too angry were you?

LEELA: Well, yeah at the time I was pretty pissed. I kinda yelled at him I little more than I should have…
I guess I was still hoping hed act coherent. But I got over it and we tried again a few days later. I was
expecting a disaster this time around so I had prepared myself…

FlashBack

FRY: So Leela you having fun? I figured an Amusement Park has a buncha freaks in it anyway so if I
screw up again, itll be less noticeable.

LEELA: Yeah, theyll just think youre an act. Thats pretty thoughtful Fry.
I guess Im having a good time, although it is hard to move.

Leela is wearing a full body dark blue, padded armor suit and a black Helmet with a clear visor.

FRY: Um.. Are you sure you need to wear that?

LEELA: What if you accidentally pour acid on me?

FRY: Where would I get Acid?

Leela points to a stand to their left. The sign reads: Bucket-o-Acid, $1.99.

FRY: Ooo! Acid! Lets get some Lee-

LEELA: No.

FRY: Aww…

They walk around for a bit and Fry sees a rather large and impressive looking Roller Coaster.

FRY: Hey Leela! Lets go on that Roller Coaster!

LEELA: That what?

FRY: The Roller Coaster! Right over there (Points to it)

LEELA: Thats a Rocket Coaster, Fry. And Im not getting out of the padding!

FRY: Awwh, come on I wont buy any Acid! Its not like I can break a Rocket Coaster, were
just gonna ride on it!

LEELA: Well.. .. Alright, fine.

They walk over to the Coasters line. There are only two people in line.

PERSON1: Pff what a lame Coaster. Im gone!

PERSON2: Yeah, This is lame.

They both walk off leaving Fry and Leela alone in line. Leela takes off her padded suite and
puts it in the Padded Suites bin. Then they both get in the first Rocket. The safety bar lowers and the
Rocket starts to move. Its boosters engage and they shoot off up a small ramp. As soon as they clear the
ramp the boosters cut out and they drop down into a safety net. They both climb out of the Rocket as two
Grunkas hook the Rocket up and start pulling it back to the starting position.

FRY: I dont get it. That sucked, whatre all those cool loops and stuff up there. (Points at the Tracks)

LEELA: Tracks?! Nobody uses tracks anymore!

FRY: Oh…

LEELA: Come on lets go get some hotdogs.

FRY: Alright.

The both step up onto a track driven transport pad. Leela punches in the destination for the nearest stand
and the pad rolls off. Soon they get off in front of a large fancy looking Hotdog Stand.
Fry walks up to order, but before he can Leela sees someone, gasps, grabs Fry by the arm and
drags him behind a nearby tent.

FRY: Wow. I didnt think youd be in the mood, but Im not complaining!

He starts removing his jacket. Leela looks over confused. Fry moves in and wraps his arm around her.

LEELA: Whatre you- WHA! Fry stop that! (Pushing him back )

FRY: Wha?

LEELA: I saw Hermes! We have to hide here until hes gone.

FRY: Leela, we cant just keep hiding every time we see someone we know!

LEELA: (Panicky ) Sure we can! We just need to-

FRY: No! sooner or later theyre gonna find out.

LEELA: (Thoughtfully ) Your right. We cant be seen in public, so we cant do this anymore.

FRY: (Standing, Screaming ) WHAT?!??

Leela jumps up and covers his mouth with her hand and pulls him back down.
She checks around the tent to see if anyone heard. Once satisfied she looks back at Fry and
uncovers his mouth.

FRY: (Quietly ) What do you mean we cant do this anymore?
(Worried ) I know I havent been the best date, but I can do better! Please dont leave me!

LEELA: Leave you? Im not gonna leave you. Im just saying we cant risk dating in public anymore.
From now on you come over to my place and well rent some movies or something.

Fry leans in and hugs her tightly. Leela holds him close.

LEELA: (Softly ) Fry, I said not in public-

Leela stops. She can feel him shaking in her arms, she holds him tighter.

LEELA: (Thinking ) Was he that scared of losing me?!

End FlashBack

AMY: Awwww! Thats cute!

LEELA: Yeah I know.
So basically we just stuck to take out at my place, or renting movies, or .. .. umm other things..

AMY: Hee Hee! .. .. So whyd it take so long for this to happen? I mean its not like youve seen better.
What with Zapp and Alkazar, and-

LEELA: Hey! I have so seen better! There was.. .. and then.. .. shut up.

AMY: ON another note, Im kinda curious.. You always seem to get mad at Fry when he does something wrong, but Ive
never seen you get back at Zapp. I mean you pounded the snot out of Alkazar, why Not Zapp?

LEELA: I cant beat up Zapp! For two reasons:
First, as much as a stupid stuck up moron as he is, he is still a high-ranking official and Id get in a lot of trouble.
Second, and most importantly, Hed probably enjoy it.

AMY: oh.. .. Well maybe you can get back at him another way! Hes obviously infatuated with you, so
what if you were to stroll by him with Fry in your arms!

LEELA: Ive tried that before. Remember on the Titanic Cruise?

AMY: Well Yeah, but this time Ill be with Kif! And itll actually be a real relationship. Instead of just trying to
fend him off with Fry, you can rub it in his face!

LEELA: No! Im not gonna use Fry like that!

AMY: Oh please! You know hed agree with the idea.

LEELA: (Thoughtfully ) Yeah, I guess he would.. .. But how would we cross paths with Zapp?

AMY: Ive got the perfect Idea! See my parents are holding a ceremony in DOOPs honor
to thank Zapp for (Whiny Sarcasm ) rescuing me.
I can convince my parents to invite the crew!

LEELA: I dunno.. ..

AMY: Just think of Zapps face when you and Fry stroll in together and get all kissy kissy!

LEELA: Well.. .. Alright. But just so Zapp will realize Im not interested and back off!

AMY: Sure whatever-

Suddenly Amys cell phone starts ringing. She pulls it out of her pocket and puts it to her ear.

AMY: Hello? .. Oh Hi Kif! .. EEE! You got the night off! YES! .. ok Ill meet you there in ten! (She hangs up the phone)
Oh! Sorry Leela, but I gotta go.. ..

LEELA: (Under her breath) Thank God. (Normal Voice) uh, Alright see you tomorrow..

Leela sees Amy out the front door and returns to her bed, falling on it heavily. She pulls herself under the
covers and falls to sleep dreaming a happy dream. A rare occurrence that has only increased since meeting Fry.

Down in the Sewers.
Topless, Fry lay stretched out and strapped onto a stone slab. Multiple wires are
extended down from the ceiling and are connected to the back of his head.
He groans and slowly pushes himself up. As he does, a dark figure emerges from the
shadows. It speaks, Its voice like flesh being ground between two rough pieces of granite.

SHADOW: Ah. Your awake, excellent. I always want the victim awake. That way I can monitor
their conscience responses.

FRY: (Looking at the Shadow) Wh, who are you?

SHADOW: It doesnt matter who I am, but what I am. And soon you will be whole

FRY: Wh, What? I I dont understand.

The Shadow steps out into the dim light revealing himself to Fry.
Fry closes his eyes, and screams in fear as the shadow steps forward. Slowly an
obsidian-black hand reaches out and closes on Frys chest. Fry draws breath, silencing
his screams. The hand arches its needle tipped fingers down and scratches Fry across
the chest, just enough to draw a little blood. Fry opens his eyes and looks down at his chest.
Then arrogantly looks at the Shadow.

FRY: (Laughs) What? Thats it!? Sheesh that was anti-climactic.

The Shadow turns and moves in to the dark corners of the room.
Fry is left staring after confused.

FRY: What a moro-hrk!

Fry suddenly jerks against his straps. He starts sweating heavily, and shivering.
He moans in pain and his eyes roll into the back of his head. Still shivering he pulls and
pushes at his straps trying to break free.

FRY: oooh, so cold…

Slowly his shivering abides and he stops pulling. Then he stops moving altogether

Next day.
Planet Express Lounge, its well after 1:00 p.m. Leela sits on the couch in front of a blank TV.
She stares out of the window, waiting for Fry. There is a sound at the door and she jumps up
rushing to the door. Amy walks in, and Leela stops for a second then walks up to Amy.

AMY: Hey Leela, sorry Im late. Kif and I, were occupied-o.

LEELA: Have you seen Fry? Hes normally not this late

AMY: Hes not here yet? Have you called the Robot Arms?

LEELA: Yes. There was no answer. Im getting worried

AMY: Maybe Bender knows where he is?

LEELA: Bender isnt here either.

AMY: Then what are you worried about? Theyre probably still doing whatever they had
planned last night. That or recuperating from it.

LEELA: But Fry didnt say anything about an all nighter

Hermes walks in and sees Amy.

HERMES: Well its about time ya late, girl! Im dockin yer pay fer dat!

AMY: What?!, oh wait Im rich never mind.
(Pause) Hey! Hermes have you seen Fry or Bender?

LEELA: I already axed him.

HERMES: Well as I tol Leela, I havent seen Fry, but I do av Bender down fer some time
off today an tomorrow.

AMY: See Leela Frys probably skipped out with Bender.

LEELA: Well I guess.

HERMES: On a betta note, Weve been invited to a Ceremony In DOOPs Honor hosted by
The Wongs. Its scheduled tree days from now and is formal. The meetin for todays deliveries
Is in an hour so don go anywhere!

Hermes turns and walks out of the room.

LEELA: Sheesh, Amy, why dont you work that fast on the ship?!

AMY: Hey, I gotta set my priorities.

They both walk out of the room. Neither noticed the shadowy figure lurking in the window

Three days later at DOOP Headquarters. Inside the large space station a banquet room is filled with
people and tables and a large stage with a podium is set in front. All of the PE crew sit, excluding Fry,
and Bender. Labarbara sits with Hermes, and Kif sits next to Amy. They are all dressed up and look
happy to be there. Except for Leela, who though dressed for the occasion, has a very worried look
on her face. She also looks worn, as if she hadnt slept in two days.

LEELA: (To Hermes) Are you sure Benders time off was just two days?
Shouldnt they be back by now?!

HERMES: Ya know Bender. He probly won be back till next week.

AMY: Ah, common Leela, Frys fine. Just enjoy yourself.

LEELA: (Whispering to Amy) But the plan wont work unless hes here!

AMY: (Whispering to Leela) I can find you a temp real quick.

LEELA: (Loudly) What?! No!

Everyone at the table looks over at her suddenly.
Leela laughs nervously and turns towards the podium.
The Wongs walk up to the table and address them.

INEZ: Oh, yes good, you here. Now we have filler in speech.

AMY: Aww, come on mom! They helped to! And it was Kif who-

LEO: Fine, fine. Whatever. You help, so you get honorable mention,
instead of big fancy door prize.

INEZ: Yes, just stand and smile.. And look pretty. (Points at Leela) Except you.
You stay in chair. Not pretty enough.

AMY: Mo-Om!

INEZ: (Sees Zoidberg) OH! Not You! You stinky Crab! Get away from Buffet!

Zoidberg looks up from the buffet. Inez chases after him waving her fists,
as Leo follows yelling at Zoidberg in Cantonese.

ZOIDBERG: Ah! The Adopted parents! So whats for dessert?

Zoidberg draps his arms around the shoulders of Inez, and Leo and
heads them off towards the kitchen.

AMY: ghuuuuh

Soon everyone has arrived and is seated. Leo goes on a length speech about how thankful they are
to Zapp for saving their daughter. When finished she hands the podium over to Zapp who starts his own speech.

Zapp: Ah yes. The Martian Natives were a crafty bunch! Pulling ticks to try and distract us from our goal.
But I saw through theyre veil of velvet lies and took charge of the situation!
After lengthy and complicated negotiations I convinced them to reveal the Wong daughter.
(pause) I mean the right daughter! The daughter of The Wongs!
Just as I was about to initiate a daring and suicidal escape plan, Kif ruined our opening and caused the
Natives attack! We barely survived and after showing the Natives the error of the ways, I directed them to
another place of residence. I just hope that one day they learn the true meaning.. of eco-loggy

Suddenly there is a loud crash to the rear of the room, followed by screams. Leela looks back and sees what
caused the commotion. A tall skinny Leathery Black creature has burst from the back closet.
Long stiff dreadlocks with dark red highlights angle back from its head, which is adorned with a wide snout
featuring many long sharp teeth. Its skin is covered in areas with large shiny black scales.
Its muscles are tightly cut indicating a wiry frame, and its fingers stretch out to long sharp
needle like claws. A thick tail extends stiffly, helping the menacing creature keep its balance.
With its head is slumped down it looks straight forward eyeing the stage.
Leela gasps jumping up from her chair.

LEELA: What the hell is that!

Before anyone can react the creature charges forward, heading for the stage! Zapp having ignored
the commotion is still arrogantly spouting out his speech. Leela turns and watches as the creature
bounds up to the stage an leaps up, landing in front of the podium. Zapp, finally noticing whats going on,
stares down at the slumped creature. Slowly it straightens to full height, easily standing 10 feet tall.
It pushes out its chest as if challenging Zapp, a sneer forming around its sharp teeth. Looking up, Zapp
drops the mic and swallows heavily. With a roar the creature rears back and backhands Zapp knocking
him back into the back wall.
Leela looks over at the crew.

LEELA: Did anyone bring a gun?!

SCRUFFY: Scruffy brought one.

Leela snatches the gun away from Scruffy and runs up to the stage. She jumps up and quickly fires a volley
of lasers at the creature. A few of the lasers hit it in the back, and it screams in pain turning to Leela.
Leela, lowers her gun slightly from shock as the creature advances. It hunches over and brings its head
down looking sideways into Leelas eye. Leela freezes staring at the creatures face,
the blood rushing from her face. At this distance Leela can hear the creature breathing, in a slow calming rhythm. Suddenly a strange look appears in its eyes. It jerks back away from Leela grabbing its face with
its hands, howling in misery. It looks once more at Leela then quickly turns to flee. It rushes way from her
but there is no escape, only the wall.
Leela, recovering from shock and now confusion, fires again. This time one of the lasers hits the creature in the head. Its howl is cut short as it falls to the ground and looses consciousness. Breathing heavily she
walks up to the creature, and touches it with the gun. When it doesnt move she push its shoulder turning
it onto its back and revealing its face. The crew walks up behind her, followed by the crowd.

AMY: Is it dead?

LEELA: I dunno, I think its just knocked out What the hell is that thing Professor?!
Ive never seen or heard of anything like it!

PROFF: I havent the foggiest idea.

HERMES: EEP!

Hermes suddenly faints falling down onto his back with a huge grin on his face.
Labarbara kneels down fanning his face.

AMY: Whats his problem?

LABARB: Doncha realize how many forms dere are to file the existance of a new Black Alien Creata?!

Leela Turns back and kneels down next to the creature looking it over. She cautiously reaches over and
opens its eye lid with her finger.

LEELA: Strange its eyes seem almost-

Suddenly the creatures head and arm twitches! Leela jerks her hand back letting the eyelid close, and The Crowd
jumps rushing back to the tables to hide. Kif jumps into Amys arms and Labarbara pulls Hermes up into hers.
Slowly the creatures eyes creep open, and Leela brings the gun up directly to its face. The eyes open and focus in
and out for a second, then looks up at Leela. The creature again jerks back pushing into the wall behind it
and covering its face with its hands. Leela lowers the gun, confused. Building courage she leans forward and reaches out.
She gently grabs the creatures hands and pulls them from its face. Its eyes look at her with fear and worry,
and Leela leans in closer.

LEELA: (Thinking): Whats going on here? This thing is scared of me for some reason! Dont tell me even
horrible monsters are repulsed by my eye! Its not like this creature is any bet-

Suddenly she jerks back in shock. She saw something familiar in those eyes, something close. Even more
confused she drops the gun and grabs the creature by the face pulling it in close to her own.

AMY: (Gasps) Leela! What are you doing? Whats wrong!?

Leela ignores her and looks into the creatures face, eye narrowed in concentration. She holds the creature like that for
a few minutes, and strangely it doesnt react. Suddenly she sees it again. The same familiar look in its eyes. She gently lets
go of its face and stand turning to the professor. The creature covers its face again.

LEELA: Professor, do you have a DNA decoder in the ship?

PROFF: Why, yes I do.

LEELA: Could you go get it please?

PROFF: Why certainly.

The Professor stands there without making a move.

LEELA: Professor?

PROFF: Wha! Oh my yes, what is it?

LEELA: Arent you going to get the DNA decoder?

PROFF: What! I said no such thing! I have important business to attend to!

LEELA: (Annoyed) Like what?!

PROFF: None of your business! Now if youll excuse me I need to go retrieve the DNA decoder!

The Professor shuffles off heading for the ship.
Soon the Professor returns and hands the device to Leela. It looks like a gun but with a flat screen
angling off of it. She quickly kneels down beside the Creature and takes its arm. She places the device
onto its forearm, and pulls the trigger. There is a loud ka-chink sound, and she pulls the device back.
She looks at its display, but gets confused. Standing she turns to the Professor.

LEELA: Professor I cant make heads or tails of this what does it mean?

The Professor takes the device and looks at the screen. After a few seconds he gasps, and hangs his
mouth open in shock.

PROFF: Oh my! This so shocking Ive been jerked coherent! According to this device, the creature is in
fact Human!

Gasps from everyone in the room. Hermes suddenly jerks up from unconsciousness, scratching his head
confused.

LEELA: Human?! What how is that possible?

PROFF: Oh my yes! In fact the DNA shows that its (Gasps) Oh ho my yes!

LEELA: Professor? Whats the device say?

PROFF: What? The device? What Device you crazy girl!?

AMY: The one youre holding, guh!

The Professor looks down at his hands and sees the device.

PROFF: oh my yes It seems this cum-bob-ulator here matches the DNA to Fry.

AMY/ KIF/ HERMES/ LABARB/ SCRUFFY: (Incredulous) FRY?!?

ZOIDBERG: (Looking up from the Buffet) What, huh?

Leela faints falling to the ground. Then Kif faints falling into Amys arms.

Leela slowly opens her eyes as consciousness returns. She sits up rubbing her eye in a daze.
Then she remembers. Everything rushes back in a flash. That horrible black beast is Fry!
Amy notices Leela and rushes over helping her to her feet.

LEELA: Wha What happened?

AMY: You fainted, shpleesh!

The banquet hall is almost empty. People gather their things preparing to leave. The PE crew sits at a
table staring up at the hulking beast that is now Fry. He sits on the center of the table, slumped down
and crouched. They are all talking to each other and comforting Fry, who looks scared and worried
(as much as a 10ft beastie can). The Professor is examining the screen of the DNA Decoder and
typing away at a few buttons. Amy walks Leela up to the table and sits her down at a chair, then sits
down herself.
Leela looks up at Fry, who looks away trying to hide his face. Suddenly she jumps up.

LEELA: Dammit Fry! What the hell did you do this time?! I cant believe you! I leave you for a few hours
and you Go and turn into a big black monster!

Fry winces, and turns from her covering his head, whining like a dog. Leela climbs up onto the table and
pulls at his shoulder. She tugs hard and barely manages to turn him back around. His head still covered in
his arms he leans back trying to hide himself. Leela pulls his arms apart and grabs him by the torso. She
pulls him close and hugs him, burying her head in his scaled chest.

LEELA: (Crying) Oh, Fry what happened to you? How did this happen?

Leela starts bawling into his chest and Fry moves to embrace her but stops, afraid of what his new hands
would do. Fry starts howling sadly.

AMY: Leela, its alright, Im sure everything will turn out fine! The Professor is already working on the-

LEELA: (Turning to Amy)(Snapping) Alright!?! Are you serious?! Fry is a 10 ft killing machine, and you
say everything is going to be alright?!?!

AMY: (weakly) well at least he can beat up anyone you want

Before Leela can respond to this the whole room suddenly shakes violently and alarms start going off.

LEELA: (Pissed to High Hell) Now what!?!

KIF: (nervous) those alarms mean something has collided with the station

Suddenly the room shakes again, and Kifs communicator goes off. He opens it and nervously answers.

KIF: Y- y- yes? (Scared) Oooohhhh

Kif closes the communicator and puts it back in his pocket.

AMY: What was that?

KIF: (Scared) That was Control. Weve b-been hit by a ohh.. ship and its lodged in the stations h-hull..
The Station crew has examined the ship but its nnnnehh empty.
Hoo, err.. (Swallows)(Weakly) they think whoever was on board is on the station

There is a moment of silence as everyone, except the Professor, stares a Kif.
Leela looks around and gets off the table.

LEELA: Wheres the gun?

Suddenly Fry jerks his head up and looks around. He cocks his head slightly and starts growling.
Everyone except the Professor looks over at Fry. He doesnt notice. He crawls to the edge of the table
lifting his snout into the air. Suddenly he jumps off the table knocking it over and a few of the crew as well.
Howling like a mad beast he charges the exit.

LEELA: (Yelling) Fry where are you- !

Suddenly a black streak enters the room and slams into Fry, knocking him back and causing him to
slide back to the table.

SHADOW: There you are you naughty, naughty boy!

Fry shakes his head and stands roaring at the Shadow. Who now can be clearly seen. He looks almost
identical to fry except his Dreadlocks are straight black. Half of his face is contorted, and twisted between
the Black Leathery skin and normal human skin. His snout is shorter almost looking like a normal human
mouth. The whole left side of his body is human, joined in a twisting of flesh with the Dark Leather of the
rest of his body.
Fry charges at the Shadow but the Shadow ducks down and head butts him in the gut. Then he picks Fry up
and throws him across the room.

SHADOW: Fool! You cant beat me! I made you what you are! I am your master! I hold your leash! Only I, Greg!

Fry ignores him and charges again. This time Greg holds his ground and just as Fry is about to strike, Greg
pushes his right arm out and jams his claws into Frys chest! Fry howls and pulls back. Palming his chest
he steps back his face wrinkled with pain, and RAGE! His eyes fade slowly to red and he starts shaking
with his new rage. He throws his arms into the air and slams them down onto the floor.

GREG: Thats right! Feel my poison! Im in control! Bark like a dog!

Fry rushes over to Greg and kneels down, barking like a dog.

GREG: Yes thats right! (Puppy Dog Voice) Dats a good boy, yes it is!

LEELA: FRY! NOOOOO!

Instantly at the sound of Leelas voice Frys eyes return to normal. He looks up at Greg and roars
ferociously. He twists back and backhands Greg in the chest. Greg flies back out of the room and into a
window, breaking it! Immediately air starts escaping and Greg is pushed out into space. More alarms start
going off and everyone prepares to leave.
Fry prances over to Leela as if he had just conquered the world. But remembers his new form half way and stops.

LEELA: Come one Fry were getting out of here! (She looks around) And I suppose you should go get
Zapp, too.

Fry looks over and sneers, but does as hes told and walks over to Zapp.
Zapp lay on the floor slowly awakening, He rolls over and starts to get up.

LEELA: (From Behind) Hurry up Fry help Zapp and lets get the hell out of here!

Zapp moans and sits back. Thinking for a second, trying to focus his eyes.

ZAPP: (Thinking ): That name sounds familiar. Yes, I know! its that Mop-Top thats hangs
around the succulent Leela! Well Ill make sure he knows who the Real Man is!

Zapp holds up his arm.

ZAPP: Help me up you whiny excuse of a man! And do it quickly or Ill throw you in the brig!

Zapp receives no assistance, and he gets angry. He stands and quickly turns towards Fry, eyes clearing.

ZAPP: Thats it! I warned you! Now off to the bri-

He stops short as he stares, but 2 inches away, at the gaping, toothy, drooling, grinning maw that was once
Frys mouth. He faints again and Fry grabs him throws him onto his shoulder and follows after Leela.

Soon at the PE building Amy, Kif, Leela, and Zoidberg all sit at the conference table. Fry sits on the floor
behind Leela with a sour expression on his face.
He whines and kicks a nearby chair, its already broken in two.

LEELA: Stop it Fry. Its not the chairs fault you dont fit in it.

Fry whines again. Leela strokes the side of his face, trying to comfort him. The Professor walks in.

PROFF: Bad news everyone!

LEELA: What!?

PROFF: Oh wait, I mean Good news everyone!

Leela sighs and sits back in her chair.

LEELA: (Hopeful) What! What is it?!

PROFF: Ive found an antidote to Frys problem!

The Professor places a tray on the table holding 5 vials of a bluish green liquid.

PROFF: One vial of this stuff will revert Fry back to his lazy old self in a matter of hours!

Without hesitating Leela grabs one of the vials and turns to Fry.

LEELA: Open your mouth Fry!

Fry eagerly does so, and Leela pours the vials contents into his mouth. Fry instantly reels over coughing
and gagging. He curls into a ball and starts shivering, coughing every few minutes.
Leela looks on with a worried expression.

LEELA: Is this supposed to happen?

PROFF: How should I know?! It not like I go around growing Monster People in a lab or something!
He should be fine in a few hours.

A few hours later.
Amy and The Professor sleep at the table.
Leela sleeps next to Fry on the floor with her head resting on his shoulder. Slowly she wakes up and
stretches looking down at her stricken lover. She looks down hopeful of his recovery then notices that
he is not moving.

LEELA: Fry? Fry!?

She grabs his shoulder and shakes him. No response.

LEELA: (Screams) PROFESSOR!

Everyone jerks awake and looks rushes over to Leela and Fry. Tears are falling freely from Leelas eyes.

LEELA: Somethings wrong hes not moving!

Just then Bender walks in whistling happily.

BENDER: Whats up meatbags? What I miss?

The Professor looks down examining Fry.
After a few minutes he looks up. Bender looks at them getting annoyed.

BENDER: Hello?! I said: Whats up meatbags? What I miss?

PROFF: Fry is fine Leela, this body is just a shell now.
Oh my yes, he is inside, all we have to do is break him out.

BENDER: What the Hell? Jeeze I leave for 3 days, and Fry goes and gets a sex change on me!
Im gonna go watch TV.

Bender shakes his head and walks into the Lounge.
Leela looks around jumping to her feet. She rushes over to nearby drawer, opens it and grabs a
hefty looking tool. She returns and immediately brings it down on the hulking shell
breaking a large hole in it. She reaches in and pulls out Fry, who aside from being completely
covered in a slimy goop looks just like his good ol lazy self. Leela sits pulling him close and hugging him,
Fry returns the favor weakly. Fry coughs slightly spiting up some slime and smiles holding Leela as tightly as he can.

FRY: Leela.. I .. .. Im so sorry I thank you..

LEELA: Its all right Fry, just dont ever do that to me again!

Leela grabs Fry by the face and kisses him. Then she rears back spitting, she wipes her mouth
then wipes Frys face thoroughly removing the slime. Then she kisses him again.
After the kiss she sits back, closes her eye and takes a breath.

LEELA: Ok. Now, What the hell did you do! Who was that Greg guy!

FRY: (Winces) Well after you and Amy left I paid a visit to your parents house, and

LEELA: What?! Hold it! run that by me again! You visited my Parents?!

FRY: Bender left me alone, so I got bored and brought them some Pizza!
I didnt tell them about us! I swear!

LEELA: (sighs) Whatever, what happened next.

FRY: Anyway after that I headed home but something grabbed me in an alley and knocked me out or
something. When I woke up this weird guy was ranting about some Dark Gene and then he scratched me
I was all like Is that all?! That was anti-climactic and he was all (makes a face trying to imitate Greg) And
I was all whatever! And then I got all sick and stuff, and next thing I knew I was all big an scary and
Rooaar and things, and that freaky guy was all MWA HA HA I am you master! and stuff and I was all Rooaar and he was all Bark like a dog and I was-

LEELA: Alright! Enough! At least this is over and that Greg guy is gone and done with.

FRY: Whatever, Im just glad I can hold you again. And tell you I love you and kiss you

He looks at her slyly suddenly.

FRY: and rub you down in oil.

LEELA: (Embarrassed)(Shocked) FRY!! (Pause)(Whispering) You can do that later

They lean in for a kiss eyes locked, hands embraced. Suddenly Fry is knocked over as Zoidberg waddles by looking at the black empty shell. He leans over looking into it.

ZOIDBERG: (Cheerful Gasp) Look its just the right size, and best of all its pre-lubricated!!

Leela sits staring angrily at Zoidberg. Then she gets up and charges at him off screen. And thus this fic ends with the joyous sounds of Zoidbergs screams.