Futurama Porn Story: Anthology of Intrest 3 – Chapter 2

The What If Machine is still static, Zoidberg is waiting with everyone.
Farnsworth looks pissed-

Farnsworth
[Shakes his fist]
Damn you mutant-orange-garbage-eating-lobster-frisbees!
[Zoidberg whines]

Zoidberg
[Mutters]
Zoidberg will have his day
[Dramatic music]
You’ll all see
[the What if Machine turns on]
Ooh it is on, turn up the volume!

The What if Machine shows Planet Express crew in a desert. Zoidberg has a
cape on, and everyone else is behind him-

Zoidberg
Friends, Family, and that grey Robot
[Bender glares]
We are on a quest to find out how many licks it takes to get to the center
of a Gnorw Pop

Amy
You mean Tootsie

Zoidberg
Shut up soul sister
[Amy and Zoidberg start dancing]
Oooh yeah, show me the love baby

Amy
I’m sorry that was last year
[Zoidberg Frowns]

Leela
Shouldn’t we go?

Zoidberg
[Points at Leela]
Don’t you tell me what to do, Ms. Shouldn’t-We-Go?
Bender
I’m getting rusty
[Walks off a cliff]

Farnsworth
[Scratches head]
How did that get there?

Fry
Let’s ask Zoidberg

Zoidberg
Okay, that is a good idea
[Talks to himself]
Zoidberg how did that get there?

Leela
Shouldn’t we go

Zoidberg
Don’t make me mad!
[Turns in to a ‘Zoidberg-Hulk’]
You don’t like me when I’m angry
[Chops Leela’s head off, a mouse runs out of the head, Zoidberg bends down
and eats the mouse]
Tastes like Fry
[Dramatic music]

Fry
Who Me?

Farnsworth
Yes You

Amy
Could it be?

Fry
I don’t know

Farnsowrth
Let’s dance

Amy
O-kay
[The Rockettes join Fry, Farnsworth, and Amy as they do the ‘can-can’ And
then Zoidberg chops all their heads off. ‘Rockette-Hulk’s’ come and join
Zoidberg and they all start to do the ‘can-can’]

Zoidberg
That’s what I call entertainment
[Winks as the What if Machine Grows Static]

The scene is back in Planet Express Zoidberg is doing the ‘can-can’ by
himself-

Farnsworth
Bah, that was boring

Leela
Yea, we never got to see if he ever found out how many licks it takes

Farnsworth
No! We never got to see Fry and Zoidberg get it on-dammit!

Amy
Oooh my turn

Fry
No-Mine!

Amy
You went, remember you said

Fry
No…

Leela
Ugh, let me go
[Pushes everyone and goes]
I’ve always wondered what it would be like if I was Amy
[Waits, the What If Machine Does Nothing]
What the hell?

Farnsowrth
You have to ask a what if question

Leela
Ohhh..What if I was Japanese?

Amy
[Blinks and falls on her knees]
I’m Chinese
[Screams]
When will the world know?!

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