Futurama Porn Story: Bite my glossy metal Doh Chapter 4
Professer:Good news everyone today you’ll be going on a dangerous mission to the nightmare nebula were your worst dreams come true.
leela:How is that good news?
professer:Your life inssurance just kicked in.
Everyone:Hooray!
*2 hours later on the ship*
Fry: so leela how about a kiss for good luck on the mission?
Leela gives fry a kiss on the cheek
Fry:I meant the meant the open mouth tounge make out kind of luck
Leela punches fry
Meanwhile Homer is chaseing Zoidberg
Zoidberg:I’m sorry what ever I did to make you angery my robot friend!
Homer:*holding a stick of butter and knife* I’m going to eat you!
Leela walks in and stops Homer.
Leela:Bender whats gotten in to you? Have you had any beer?
Homer:No!
Leela:That must be it, come on lets go get you liquered up.
Homer:Huh?
leela:Silly Bender you know you can’t function well without booze.
Homer:Woohoo!!
Meanwhile in Springfield
Bender walks in to Moes Tavern
Moe:Hey Homer what can I get you?
Bender:Uh…the regulur?
Moe gives bender a duff then the phone rings
Moe:Hello Moes’ Tavern.
Bart:Hello,I’m looking for a frist name Hugh.
Moe:Hold on I’ll check*puts Phone down* Hugh Jass, Hugh Jass, someone check the bathroom for a Hugh Jass
(a/n: I took this off an epiosode don’t give me cridit for the prank call)
Everyone but moe:Hahahahahahaha!
Moe:When I catch you I’ll rip your spine out and jam it down your throat!!
Bart: Hahahahahahahahahaha!
(a/n Also tell me what you think of this idea its Called: Friday The 13th Jason Takes Middle Earth