Futurama Pornography Story: Test dorks – Chapter 1
Fry: Hey Leela, check this out!
(Fry attempts to put his leg round his head while standing up, clearly
trying to impress her)
Leela: (sighs) Fry stop being such an idiot.
Ziodburg: (gasps) Fry that’s amazing! That looks exactly like the seducing
position us lobsters use! Hold that position while I take notes on how to
perform it.
(Ziodburg produces a note pad and pen from his coat pocket and begins
taking notes, while Fry attempts to keep the position but ends up hopping
around the place ending up falling on Leela’s lap)
Fry: Why hello there Lee.. Owe!
(Leela pushes Fry off her lap and onto the floor. Just that second the
professor enters the room. Fry returns to his chair rubbing his butt)
Fry: Aww.I thought that seducing position nearly worked then.
