Gotta Protectors Cart of Darkness Game Review

Magicadia enjoys another glorious morning…but your castle suddenly became one of tanks. Then what’s with this unsettling prophecy that might bring about the demise of all video games? A CONFUSION IS YOU.

Choose your Go! Protectors and get ready to hack, slash, and even spell-sling an incredible campaign that includes more than 100 thumb-blistering maps–plus dozens more accessible as free DLC chapters!

The rules are easy. For the castle to start rolling start by putting the princess Lola inside the castle. The castles of the enemy are located at the bottom of each track. Smash YOUR castle into THEIR castle, and destroy it. But make sure that the enemy doesn’t wipe out the Princess’s HP first!

Choose from eight Gotta Protectors that you can choose from, starting with the mage who loves meat or a nudist Ninja.
It is possible to play as a solo player, playing with two or more people using local wireless, or the internet.
There will be hundreds of adversaries at once, and will be able to try your hand at bosses like Crab or Golem.
It is possible to customize your hero with a range of tactically different skills from offensive and defensive.
Rock out to an infectious chiptune track of the one and only Yuzo Koshiro
Perform secret feats to unlock games that can be played with a game cart Each one is a milk-snorting send-up of an actual game that is played on your Something-or-other Entertainment System
If nature demands breaks, put your computer screen with ancient gaming publications
You can cry, laugh, or hurl to a timeless story that will mangle your heartstrings

GOTTA PROTECTORS CART of DARKNESS Japan’s indie darling is now from the shadows. The 80s are calling–collect–and it’s up to you to dust off your carts and put an end to the bodacious bad guys threatening Magicadia once and for all!


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