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Futurama Porno Story: The Stupider Wore Brainy footwear Part one Chapter 1

Futurama Porno Story: The Stupider Wore Brainy footwear Part one Chapter 1

The Stupider wore Smart shoes

by Quick-n-Popular

Disclaimer: FuturamaY and its characters are properties of Matt Greoning and David X. Cohen.

Opening to show: Pay the robot and the lobster doesnt get hurt

Opening: Planet Express

Siting at the main table are Fry, Amy, Dr. Zoidberg, and Nibbler. Fry is trying repetitively to balance a pencil tip on the bridge of his nose. Zoidberg is eating oil soaked burger bags. Amy is giving Nibbler a manicure.

Professor (Enter from left): Good news everyone! Ive created a gizmo that makes a person three times more intelligent and also sexually more appealing to the opposite sex.

The Professor holds up a device that looks similar to a TV remote control.

Professor: I call it The Perfectalizer, now, who wants to change their pitiful lives?

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Futurama Pornography Story: I Cant Sleep At Night – Chapter 2

Futurama Pornography Story: I Cant Sleep At Night – Chapter 2

The audience can see Leela running to the lounge. She ran into thne lounge and over to the coffee table where her poem was supposed to be laying. It wasn’t there.

The audience can see Leela looking all around the lounge for her poem. She finally found it laying on the couch. Leela picked up the poem and gave a sigh of relief. She walked slowly out of planet express and down the street. That’s where Amy started to walk next to her. She sighed and said to Leela, ” it’s sad about what happened to Fry. Even Bender’s sad.” Leela and Amy looked back to see Bender sitting on the curb and he was surprisingly not drinking. Leela and Amy looked away and Leela turned into a picture shop and Amy followed.

“What are we doing in here, Leela?” Amy asked, looking at a rather large wooden picture frame. Leela walked over to the counter and saw someone who was reading a magazine. Leela looked at him.

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Futurama Porno Story: Time Runs Brief Chapter Nine

Futurama Porno Story: Time Runs Brief Chapter Nine

“Leela, I-“, Amy was cut off by a rumble that shook the building.

“Sweet Manila of Gomilla, what was dat?!” Hermes asked.

“That was Santa!” Fry yelled, as he heard people running down the hall,
screaming and yelling.

“I’m sorry.” Leela said, looking down, and hanging her head.

“Why?” Amy asked, sitting down at the end of her bed.

“This is my entire I had told someone besides Fry, you all
wouldn’t be trapped here with me.”

“Don’t say that, we all would have been trapped somewhere. It’s X-Mas Eve!
Everyone gets trapped somewhere on X-Mas Eve! Remember last year?” Amy
said.

“.” Leela thought back to a year ago, when they were all huddled up
with one another in the PE building without anything.

“? Visiting hours are over,” the doctor said, peeking his head
in. “You will all have to leave.n-now,” he said as another loud noise shook
the building.

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Futurama Porn Story: Bite my glossy metal Doh Chapter 4

Futurama Porn Story: Bite my glossy metal Doh Chapter 4

Professer:Good news everyone today you’ll be going on a dangerous mission to the nightmare nebula were your worst dreams come true.

leela:How is that good news?

professer:Your life inssurance just kicked in.

Everyone:Hooray!

*2 hours later on the ship*

Fry: so leela how about a kiss for good luck on the mission?

Leela gives fry a kiss on the cheek

Fry:I meant the meant the open mouth tounge make out kind of luck

Leela punches fry

Meanwhile Homer is chaseing Zoidberg

Zoidberg:I’m sorry what ever I did to make you angery my robot friend!

Homer:*holding a stick of butter and knife* I’m going to eat you!

Leela walks in and stops Homer.

Leela:Bender whats gotten in to you? Have you had any beer?

Homer:No!

Leela:That must be it, come on lets go get you liquered up.

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Futurama Porn Story: Leaking – Chapter 1

Futurama Porn Story: Leaking – Chapter 1

Ok, this is my first and probably last Futurama fic and Im actually quite happy with how it came out. I was slightly worried about staying IC especially in dialogue but I think I worked it out. It fell together rather nicely if I do say so myself, though I hope others will agree with me.

Lots of thanks to Catalyst and Sonja for betaing this and being so encouraging. You two rock!

No real couplings unless you insist on reading it that way. I wanted to write a friendship fic, based on the quote below, and play around with Benders character a bit.

Enjoy

x . o . x

“Fry, I’m sorry. I should’ve understood how someone can love an inferior creature. Because I love you. Not in the way of the ancient Greeks. But in the way a robot loves a human, a human loves a dog, and, occasionally, a gorilla loves a kitty.”

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Futurama Porn Story: Anthology of Intrest 3 – Chapter 2

Futurama Porn Story: Anthology of Intrest 3 – Chapter 2

The What If Machine is still static, Zoidberg is waiting with everyone.
Farnsworth looks pissed-

Farnsworth
[Shakes his fist]
Damn you mutant-orange-garbage-eating-lobster-frisbees!
[Zoidberg whines]

Zoidberg
[Mutters]
Zoidberg will have his day
[Dramatic music]
You’ll all see
[the What if Machine turns on]
Ooh it is on, turn up the volume!

The What if Machine shows Planet Express crew in a desert. Zoidberg has a
cape on, and everyone else is behind him-

Zoidberg
Friends, Family, and that grey Robot
[Bender glares]
We are on a quest to find out how many licks it takes to get to the center
of a Gnorw Pop

Amy
You mean Tootsie

Zoidberg
Shut up soul sister
[Amy and Zoidberg start dancing]
Oooh yeah, show me the love baby

Amy
I’m sorry that was last year
[Zoidberg Frowns]

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Futurama Porn Story: Slurmdog Millionaire Chapter 1

Futurama Porn Story: Slurmdog Millionaire Chapter 1

Disclaimer: I dont own Futurama. The Hypnotoad does. All glory to the Hypnotoad

God, my head hurts, thought Fry. The only other time my head hurt this bad was the morning after I drank the fermented remains of a Horrible Gelatinous Blob. Actually, now that I recall that, my head doesnt hurt so much anymore.

The pain is a result of being knocked unconscious, uttered a gruff, yet familiar voice. Hopefully it will linger for a great while.

M-Morbo? said Fry, astonished and frightened.

His vision blurred but semi-reliable, he began to take stock of his whereabouts. A cold, dingy room with bare stone walls, a rat or two scampering on the ceiling, Morbo standing upside-down before him with an uncharacteristic smile on his face. On top of that, his blood was somehow rushing upwards and collecting in his head, as if drawn by reverse gravity.

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Futurama Porn Story: Bender’s List – Chapter 1

Futurama Porn Story: Bender’s List – Chapter 1

Disclaimer: I didnt cancel Futurama.

You dont want to have sex with me, said the alien woman flatly.

Not until Ive properly introduced myself, anyway, said the man, stroking her shoulder. My names Beau Hunter.

Its nice to meet you, Beau, said the woman with a hint of a smile, but trust me, you dont want to have sex with me.

Youre right, I dont, said Hunter as he pulled himself a bit closer. Not right here and right now, that is.

The alien woman sighed. All right, she said in defeat. Well go to your place.

In the dim light of Beau Hunters penthouse, the suave seducer made an unpleasant discovery. Hey, those are fake! Youre a man!

Wrong again, said the raven-haired alien with glee.

What the

We will return to Androgyny and the City after a message from our sponsor, Moms Friendly Robot Company, droned the announcer.

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Futurama Porn Story: The Last Stand – Chapter 1

Futurama Porn Story: The Last Stand – Chapter 1

Note: I have finally pulled together an idea, and here it is. When
complete, I will be sending it to such prominent Futurama sites as TLZ and
CGEF… until then, sit back and read. Because this is considerably good
writing coming from me. On with the show!

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Opening Credits: Too Good To Be Animated!

The city of New New York, as any other night. A vast empire of skyscrapers,
with satellites and hovercars darting between the transport tubes and
flying billboards. Unlike most nights, something big had happened, far away
in the universe. No one but the man who disappeared with it could hear the
explosion as the Infosphere was blasted permanently into an alternate
universe.

Leela held up the picture of Chaz and herself, taken that same day. Deep
down, she wondered what it was that made her fall for pompous idiots such
as him. Maybe all I really want is to feel important.

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Futurama Pornography Story: Sting my glistening iron Doh Chapter Five

Futurama Pornography Story: Sting my glistening iron Doh Chapter Five

Leela:ok guys we will be entering the nebula in about 15 mins.

Homer:*having drunk alot of beer and several other kinds of booze and still drinking* Wha?

Leela:we have 15 mins. befor we enter the nebula.

Homer:Oh *Resumes drinking*

*15 mins. later*

*Everyone is on the bridge and homer is still drinking*

Leela:Bender stop drinking we have to prepare for the horrors and mental trama that we are about to subject our selves to.

Homer:Oh ok-*scared and whinny* horrors and mental trama-*serious* hey wait what are we dilivering anyway!?

Leela:Some punk kids who a cleint ordered the clients name was fred something- I can’t remember.(A/n: I wonder who it could be hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm………)

Homer:I see….

*the ship goes in and the nightmares start to be projected in there minds*

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