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Futurama Porn Story: Bite my glossy metal Doh Chapter 4

Futurama Porn Story: Bite my glossy metal Doh Chapter 4

Professer:Good news everyone today you’ll be going on a dangerous mission to the nightmare nebula were your worst dreams come true.

leela:How is that good news?

professer:Your life inssurance just kicked in.

Everyone:Hooray!

*2 hours later on the ship*

Fry: so leela how about a kiss for good luck on the mission?

Leela gives fry a kiss on the cheek

Fry:I meant the meant the open mouth tounge make out kind of luck

Leela punches fry

Meanwhile Homer is chaseing Zoidberg

Zoidberg:I’m sorry what ever I did to make you angery my robot friend!

Homer:*holding a stick of butter and knife* I’m going to eat you!

Leela walks in and stops Homer.

Leela:Bender whats gotten in to you? Have you had any beer?

Homer:No!

Leela:That must be it, come on lets go get you liquered up.

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Futurama Porn Story: Leaking – Chapter 1

Futurama Porn Story: Leaking – Chapter 1

Ok, this is my first and probably last Futurama fic and Im actually quite happy with how it came out. I was slightly worried about staying IC especially in dialogue but I think I worked it out. It fell together rather nicely if I do say so myself, though I hope others will agree with me.

Lots of thanks to Catalyst and Sonja for betaing this and being so encouraging. You two rock!

No real couplings unless you insist on reading it that way. I wanted to write a friendship fic, based on the quote below, and play around with Benders character a bit.

Enjoy

x . o . x

“Fry, I’m sorry. I should’ve understood how someone can love an inferior creature. Because I love you. Not in the way of the ancient Greeks. But in the way a robot loves a human, a human loves a dog, and, occasionally, a gorilla loves a kitty.”

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Futurama Porn Story: Anthology of Intrest 3 – Chapter 2

Futurama Porn Story: Anthology of Intrest 3 – Chapter 2

The What If Machine is still static, Zoidberg is waiting with everyone.
Farnsworth looks pissed-

Farnsworth
[Shakes his fist]
Damn you mutant-orange-garbage-eating-lobster-frisbees!
[Zoidberg whines]

Zoidberg
[Mutters]
Zoidberg will have his day
[Dramatic music]
You’ll all see
[the What if Machine turns on]
Ooh it is on, turn up the volume!

The What if Machine shows Planet Express crew in a desert. Zoidberg has a
cape on, and everyone else is behind him-

Zoidberg
Friends, Family, and that grey Robot
[Bender glares]
We are on a quest to find out how many licks it takes to get to the center
of a Gnorw Pop

Amy
You mean Tootsie

Zoidberg
Shut up soul sister
[Amy and Zoidberg start dancing]
Oooh yeah, show me the love baby

Amy
I’m sorry that was last year
[Zoidberg Frowns]

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Futurama Porn Story: Slurmdog Millionaire Chapter 1

Futurama Porn Story: Slurmdog Millionaire Chapter 1

Disclaimer: I dont own Futurama. The Hypnotoad does. All glory to the Hypnotoad

God, my head hurts, thought Fry. The only other time my head hurt this bad was the morning after I drank the fermented remains of a Horrible Gelatinous Blob. Actually, now that I recall that, my head doesnt hurt so much anymore.

The pain is a result of being knocked unconscious, uttered a gruff, yet familiar voice. Hopefully it will linger for a great while.

M-Morbo? said Fry, astonished and frightened.

His vision blurred but semi-reliable, he began to take stock of his whereabouts. A cold, dingy room with bare stone walls, a rat or two scampering on the ceiling, Morbo standing upside-down before him with an uncharacteristic smile on his face. On top of that, his blood was somehow rushing upwards and collecting in his head, as if drawn by reverse gravity.

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Futurama Porn Story: Bender’s List – Chapter 1

Futurama Porn Story: Bender’s List – Chapter 1

Disclaimer: I didnt cancel Futurama.

You dont want to have sex with me, said the alien woman flatly.

Not until Ive properly introduced myself, anyway, said the man, stroking her shoulder. My names Beau Hunter.

Its nice to meet you, Beau, said the woman with a hint of a smile, but trust me, you dont want to have sex with me.

Youre right, I dont, said Hunter as he pulled himself a bit closer. Not right here and right now, that is.

The alien woman sighed. All right, she said in defeat. Well go to your place.

In the dim light of Beau Hunters penthouse, the suave seducer made an unpleasant discovery. Hey, those are fake! Youre a man!

Wrong again, said the raven-haired alien with glee.

What the

We will return to Androgyny and the City after a message from our sponsor, Moms Friendly Robot Company, droned the announcer.

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Futurama Porn Story: The Last Stand – Chapter 1

Futurama Porn Story: The Last Stand – Chapter 1

Note: I have finally pulled together an idea, and here it is. When
complete, I will be sending it to such prominent Futurama sites as TLZ and
CGEF… until then, sit back and read. Because this is considerably good
writing coming from me. On with the show!

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Opening Credits: Too Good To Be Animated!

The city of New New York, as any other night. A vast empire of skyscrapers,
with satellites and hovercars darting between the transport tubes and
flying billboards. Unlike most nights, something big had happened, far away
in the universe. No one but the man who disappeared with it could hear the
explosion as the Infosphere was blasted permanently into an alternate
universe.

Leela held up the picture of Chaz and herself, taken that same day. Deep
down, she wondered what it was that made her fall for pompous idiots such
as him. Maybe all I really want is to feel important.

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Futurama Pornography Story: Sting my glistening iron Doh Chapter Five

Futurama Pornography Story: Sting my glistening iron Doh Chapter Five

Leela:ok guys we will be entering the nebula in about 15 mins.

Homer:*having drunk alot of beer and several other kinds of booze and still drinking* Wha?

Leela:we have 15 mins. befor we enter the nebula.

Homer:Oh *Resumes drinking*

*15 mins. later*

*Everyone is on the bridge and homer is still drinking*

Leela:Bender stop drinking we have to prepare for the horrors and mental trama that we are about to subject our selves to.

Homer:Oh ok-*scared and whinny* horrors and mental trama-*serious* hey wait what are we dilivering anyway!?

Leela:Some punk kids who a cleint ordered the clients name was fred something- I can’t remember.(A/n: I wonder who it could be hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm………)

Homer:I see….

*the ship goes in and the nightmares start to be projected in there minds*

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Futurama Porno Story: Wonders of Life Chapter 1

Futurama Porno Story: Wonders of Life Chapter 1

Author’s notes: I should really update my other Futurama story,

But I got this other little idea, so I thought I should write

it down.(I’m very forgetful. Have I told y’all that before? No, I didn’t…hee hee….)

Tragedy/Action/Adventure/Romance will be the type of this

story.

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Wonders of Life

Chapter 1: Mission To Save Earth!

Leela looked around the room. Her face slowly started to make a grimace. Fry was glued on the couch watching TV, Bender was reading a robot pornography magazine with his foot up on a table, Zoidberg was completely freaking out over something and Amy was putting on makeup…and way too much as well. Holding back her own boredom, Leela went over to Fry and sat down beside him. “Hey, Fry. What are you watching?” “Can’t talk. Watching TV.”said Fry, dully.”Okay then…”Leela now went over to Bender.”Hey, Bender.”She began.”Any fun?” Bender made no reply. She continued on. “Wouldn’t it be funner if we had to go to a mission right now, hmmm?” Bender answered with a curt answer. “Nope.” Leela turned around towards the others.” Anybody else agree with me then?” But the rests’ answer was same as Bender’s, “Nope.”. Before Leela said anything more, the professor entered the room. “Good news, everyone!”he exclaimed. “What is it now, old man?”asked Bender, dully. “If Leela hadn’t foolishly blurted out about a mission, I would never have asked. But since she did, I’m assigning all of you to a mission to save Earth from a gigantic meteor.” Everybody sighed out a groan. Fry interuppted. “But how do we know if it’s true? About the meteor, I mean.” “Turn on to the news right now, Fry.” said Farnsworth. He started to smile sheepishly as Fry started switched the channnel obediently. “This meteor is almost the size of Earth. It will kill us all!!”screamed a scientist who being interviewed. “But isn’t there any way we can…stop the meteor?” The scientist suddenly calmed down as he tried to answer this question. “Ahem, yes. We can send a group of 5, 6 or 7 people who are experienced with things in space.” The interview was cut, and a female announcer now spoke. “Ahahahaha.”she laughed uneasily. “Shut up, Earth woman!”exclaimed Morbo. “Foolish Earthlings, for many years, I have warned you that my race will come and wipe out all of you. Well, now we can’t, since that meteor is coming and-.” Fry turned off the TV. “I can’t believe this.”gasped Amy. “Can’t believe what? That Fry finally shut the TV off himself without being forced to?”asked Zoidberg, innocently. But his innocence was not exposed to the haughty, cold Amy.”No, you idiot! I meant I can’t believe that the meteor is unstoppable!” And with that, she smacked Zoidberg’s crustacean head. “Ow,,,”said Zoidberg with a tear forming in his eye. “Shut up, friends.” Farnsworth now interjected. “I also have an announcement to make. We are the chosen group to go and stop the meteor.” The crew was obviously suprised.”WHAT?!”sounded the room. “You can’t make me do it, man. You can’t. You can’t!!”cried Bender, dramatically as he could and holding on to the old professor’s lab coat collar. “Get off of me, you imbecile. We can’t back out now, for the President himself said so.” But some of the crew members were not to be side-tracked. “Aren’t we a delivery company? How can a delivery company do such a thing?” Leela asked breathlessly. “We’re a special kind of a delivery company. Also, we can’t back out now, for President Nixon knows that our company will be the one to save Earth. Now go, go!!”replied Farnsworth, shooing them all.

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Futurama Porn Story: Futurama BiNonsensical Dude Chapter 2

Futurama Porn Story: Futurama BiNonsensical Dude Chapter 2

Guest-starring Robin Williams as various extras

Written by Andrew Kaiko

I do not own the characters and all related subjects. All Futurama
characters, names, likenesses and all other criteria are TM and Y FOX and
it’s parent, affiliate and subsidiary companies. Steal and thou shall face
the consequences! Mwahahahahaaaa!

Chapter 2

“Good news, everyone!” said a familiar voice outside the door.

Everyone groaned to himself or herself and leaned over the meeting table to
what they were expecting, but instead they were in for a big surprise! A
cranking sound echoed from outside the doorway, and when a shiny silver
figure appeared, everyone gasped.

After the Professor’s operation, he had changed somewhat. His injured
right arm, his complete lower body, and various portions of his head were
replaced by a complex array of wires, buttons, metal, plastic, buzzing and
cranking! He had no use for a hover-chair anymore- his legs were so strong
they could now run at a full 100 mph! Having parts of his body turned into
a machine made him resemble an aged Two-Face meets the Terminator!

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Futurama Porno Story: Weird Fry Day Chapter Twenty-one

Futurama Porno Story: Weird Fry Day Chapter Twenty-one

Leela awoke refreshed
and alert on the third morning of the space voyage. She yawned,
stretched, and felt a stiffness in her muscles from her exercise
regimen of the previous day. Only one cure for that, she
thought, and slipped back into Frys gym shorts. Without bothering
to put on a shirt, she dropped to the floor, executed fifty flawless
push-ups, stood, and began to jog around the corridors of the new
ship. Its the first time Ive gone topless since switching
with Fry
, she mused. Its so strange.

She found Zapp on the
bridge, lounging in the captains seat, staring blankly at the
stars through bleary, half-closed eyes. The spaceman swiveled to
face her, and she felt an impulse to cover her chest that quickly
passed. Morning, Fry, he mumbled.

Morning, Zapp,
said Leela, running in place. You could use a shave, you know.

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