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Futurama Pornography Story: I Cant Sleep At Night – Chapter 2

Futurama Pornography Story: I Cant Sleep At Night – Chapter 2

The audience can see Leela running to the lounge. She ran into thne lounge and over to the coffee table where her poem was supposed to be laying. It wasn’t there.

The audience can see Leela looking all around the lounge for her poem. She finally found it laying on the couch. Leela picked up the poem and gave a sigh of relief. She walked slowly out of planet express and down the street. That’s where Amy started to walk next to her. She sighed and said to Leela, ” it’s sad about what happened to Fry. Even Bender’s sad.” Leela and Amy looked back to see Bender sitting on the curb and he was surprisingly not drinking. Leela and Amy looked away and Leela turned into a picture shop and Amy followed.

“What are we doing in here, Leela?” Amy asked, looking at a rather large wooden picture frame. Leela walked over to the counter and saw someone who was reading a magazine. Leela looked at him.

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Futurama Porno Story: Time Runs Brief Chapter Nine

Futurama Porno Story: Time Runs Brief Chapter Nine

“Leela, I-“, Amy was cut off by a rumble that shook the building.

“Sweet Manila of Gomilla, what was dat?!” Hermes asked.

“That was Santa!” Fry yelled, as he heard people running down the hall,
screaming and yelling.

“I’m sorry.” Leela said, looking down, and hanging her head.

“Why?” Amy asked, sitting down at the end of her bed.

“This is my entire I had told someone besides Fry, you all
wouldn’t be trapped here with me.”

“Don’t say that, we all would have been trapped somewhere. It’s X-Mas Eve!
Everyone gets trapped somewhere on X-Mas Eve! Remember last year?” Amy
said.

“.” Leela thought back to a year ago, when they were all huddled up
with one another in the PE building without anything.

“? Visiting hours are over,” the doctor said, peeking his head
in. “You will all have to leave.n-now,” he said as another loud noise shook
the building.

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Futurama Porn Story: Bender’s List – Chapter 1

Futurama Porn Story: Bender’s List – Chapter 1

Disclaimer: I didnt cancel Futurama.

You dont want to have sex with me, said the alien woman flatly.

Not until Ive properly introduced myself, anyway, said the man, stroking her shoulder. My names Beau Hunter.

Its nice to meet you, Beau, said the woman with a hint of a smile, but trust me, you dont want to have sex with me.

Youre right, I dont, said Hunter as he pulled himself a bit closer. Not right here and right now, that is.

The alien woman sighed. All right, she said in defeat. Well go to your place.

In the dim light of Beau Hunters penthouse, the suave seducer made an unpleasant discovery. Hey, those are fake! Youre a man!

Wrong again, said the raven-haired alien with glee.

What the

We will return to Androgyny and the City after a message from our sponsor, Moms Friendly Robot Company, droned the announcer.

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Futurama Porn Story: The Last Stand – Chapter 1

Futurama Porn Story: The Last Stand – Chapter 1

Note: I have finally pulled together an idea, and here it is. When
complete, I will be sending it to such prominent Futurama sites as TLZ and
CGEF… until then, sit back and read. Because this is considerably good
writing coming from me. On with the show!

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Opening Credits: Too Good To Be Animated!

The city of New New York, as any other night. A vast empire of skyscrapers,
with satellites and hovercars darting between the transport tubes and
flying billboards. Unlike most nights, something big had happened, far away
in the universe. No one but the man who disappeared with it could hear the
explosion as the Infosphere was blasted permanently into an alternate
universe.

Leela held up the picture of Chaz and herself, taken that same day. Deep
down, she wondered what it was that made her fall for pompous idiots such
as him. Maybe all I really want is to feel important.

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Futurama Pornography Story: Test dorks – Chapter 1

Futurama Pornography Story: Test dorks – Chapter 1

Fry: Hey Leela, check this out!

(Fry attempts to put his leg round his head while standing up, clearly
trying to impress her)

Leela: (sighs) Fry stop being such an idiot.

Ziodburg: (gasps) Fry that’s amazing! That looks exactly like the seducing
position us lobsters use! Hold that position while I take notes on how to
perform it.

(Ziodburg produces a note pad and pen from his coat pocket and begins
taking notes, while Fry attempts to keep the position but ends up hopping
around the place ending up falling on Leela’s lap)

Fry: Why hello there Lee.. Owe!

(Leela pushes Fry off her lap and onto the floor. Just that second the
professor enters the room. Fry returns to his chair rubbing his butt)

Fry: Aww.I thought that seducing position nearly worked then.

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Futurama Porno Story: Enjoy In The Times Of Slurm – Chapter 1

Futurama Porno Story: Enjoy In The Times Of Slurm – Chapter 1

Bender: Hey Fry! You will never guess what I found down at the dump.

Fry walked out of his room towards Bender.

Bender: Five juicy rats already dead! We eat well at breakfast!

Bender walked into the kitchen carrying the dead rats.

Bender: “So buddy how do you want yours? Well done?”

He peered round the doorway

Bender: “Yo Fry! I said how do you want yours ..”

The Apartment was empty.

New Scene – Streets of New New York.

Fry put his hands in his pockets as he walked down the empty streets of New
New York. A cool breeze blew indicating rain was on its way.

Fry: “Man, Bender and his cooking should be outlawed” he muttered to
himself

Fry suddenly stopped and looked up realising he had taken the same route he
takes everyday and had ended up at Planet Express. He looked at his watch
it was 7am.

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Futurama Porno Story: Futurama 2 years afterwards Chapter 1

Futurama Porno Story: Futurama 2 years afterwards Chapter 1

Prologue: Its been ten years since the troop split up. Fry set off to look for his parents forgetting that he was in the future and theyve long passed. When he realized he had no where else to go, he attempted to go back to Professor Farnsworths lab but couldnt due to the fact that he some how ended up in a dark room where he was running on a hamster wheel. Eventually he got out. The next day, Fry went to the bar, and the guys at the bar, seeing that Fry was a complete idiot, told him to try to bite his got him going for a LONG time. Leela tried to settle with her fellow mutants. She found the sweetest guy named Hairy who had one eye too! He also had so much hair on his face that you can barely see anything but his eyes and his teeth when he she still loved him. She felt so comfortable with him. Unfortunately when their time came of intercourse, they found more mutant qualities of each other. It turned out, Leela had more than one eye! She had two more gigantic eyes on her boobs just staring at him. He was freaked out for a while. A moment later, he smiled nervously at her. Then he looked back at her tits and saw it blinking at him. He almost screamed. Leela could tell that he was way freaked out by her, so she offered to give him head. All his troubles were gone at that moment. She was working down to his pants and when she unzipped his pants she saw something PUMP up! She was freaked out and he explained how his dick was like a jack in the box!!!Then he said well I was okay with your blinking boobs, so cant you accept that? Baby, I love you and youre the greatest thing that ever stepped into my life and looks dont matter to me

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Futurama Porn Story: Futurama BiNonsensical Man – Chapter 1

Futurama Porn Story: Futurama BiNonsensical Man – Chapter 1

Written by Andrew Kaiko

Guest-starring Robin Williams as the Head of Robin Williams, Kenneth
Quarkle, and various extras

Here’s my first fan fiction of a made-up episode in the animated television
show Futurama, from the same creator as The Simpsons. I do not own the
characters and all related subjects. All Futurama characters, names,
likenesses (ha ha! Likenesses! Heh heh h-h-heehhhh. Ahh. *AHEM!*) and
all other subjects are TM and Y FOX and it’s parent, affiliate and
subsidiary companies.

NOTE: To those die-hard Futurama-heads who take every little detail in the
show seriously, keep in mind that there may be some inconsistencies I
include by ACCIDENT, due to the fact that I am NOT as die-hard a Futurama
follower as I used to be. To give you an idea, I have seen all of Season
1, about half of Season 2, and sporadic numbers of episodes from the
following Seasons. Given that there were about 4 Seasons in all, please
tolerate any possible plot hole or weak point in my story, for they are due
to having not seen a crucial episode that contradicts those specific plot
points. PLEASE do not criticize me if there are points in the story that
contradict what was indicated in a particular episode, because I DO NOT
MEAN to make them! Thank you so much!

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Futurama: Everyone will fuck tonight!

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Night of the zoid EP 1-Two: Fry misses all the joy with Leela and Amy

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