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Futurama Porn Story: The Last Stand – Chapter 1

Futurama Porn Story: The Last Stand – Chapter 1

Note: I have finally pulled together an idea, and here it is. When
complete, I will be sending it to such prominent Futurama sites as TLZ and
CGEF… until then, sit back and read. Because this is considerably good
writing coming from me. On with the show!

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Opening Credits: Too Good To Be Animated!

The city of New New York, as any other night. A vast empire of skyscrapers,
with satellites and hovercars darting between the transport tubes and
flying billboards. Unlike most nights, something big had happened, far away
in the universe. No one but the man who disappeared with it could hear the
explosion as the Infosphere was blasted permanently into an alternate
universe.

Leela held up the picture of Chaz and herself, taken that same day. Deep
down, she wondered what it was that made her fall for pompous idiots such
as him. Maybe all I really want is to feel important.

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Futurama Pornography Story: Sting my glistening iron Doh Chapter Five

Futurama Pornography Story: Sting my glistening iron Doh Chapter Five

Leela:ok guys we will be entering the nebula in about 15 mins.

Homer:*having drunk alot of beer and several other kinds of booze and still drinking* Wha?

Leela:we have 15 mins. befor we enter the nebula.

Homer:Oh *Resumes drinking*

*15 mins. later*

*Everyone is on the bridge and homer is still drinking*

Leela:Bender stop drinking we have to prepare for the horrors and mental trama that we are about to subject our selves to.

Homer:Oh ok-*scared and whinny* horrors and mental trama-*serious* hey wait what are we dilivering anyway!?

Leela:Some punk kids who a cleint ordered the clients name was fred something- I can’t remember.(A/n: I wonder who it could be hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm………)

Homer:I see….

*the ship goes in and the nightmares start to be projected in there minds*

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Futurama Porno Story: Wonders of Life Chapter 1

Futurama Porno Story: Wonders of Life Chapter 1

Author’s notes: I should really update my other Futurama story,

But I got this other little idea, so I thought I should write

it down.(I’m very forgetful. Have I told y’all that before? No, I didn’t…hee hee….)

Tragedy/Action/Adventure/Romance will be the type of this

story.

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Wonders of Life

Chapter 1: Mission To Save Earth!

Leela looked around the room. Her face slowly started to make a grimace. Fry was glued on the couch watching TV, Bender was reading a robot pornography magazine with his foot up on a table, Zoidberg was completely freaking out over something and Amy was putting on makeup…and way too much as well. Holding back her own boredom, Leela went over to Fry and sat down beside him. “Hey, Fry. What are you watching?” “Can’t talk. Watching TV.”said Fry, dully.”Okay then…”Leela now went over to Bender.”Hey, Bender.”She began.”Any fun?” Bender made no reply. She continued on. “Wouldn’t it be funner if we had to go to a mission right now, hmmm?” Bender answered with a curt answer. “Nope.” Leela turned around towards the others.” Anybody else agree with me then?” But the rests’ answer was same as Bender’s, “Nope.”. Before Leela said anything more, the professor entered the room. “Good news, everyone!”he exclaimed. “What is it now, old man?”asked Bender, dully. “If Leela hadn’t foolishly blurted out about a mission, I would never have asked. But since she did, I’m assigning all of you to a mission to save Earth from a gigantic meteor.” Everybody sighed out a groan. Fry interuppted. “But how do we know if it’s true? About the meteor, I mean.” “Turn on to the news right now, Fry.” said Farnsworth. He started to smile sheepishly as Fry started switched the channnel obediently. “This meteor is almost the size of Earth. It will kill us all!!”screamed a scientist who being interviewed. “But isn’t there any way we can…stop the meteor?” The scientist suddenly calmed down as he tried to answer this question. “Ahem, yes. We can send a group of 5, 6 or 7 people who are experienced with things in space.” The interview was cut, and a female announcer now spoke. “Ahahahaha.”she laughed uneasily. “Shut up, Earth woman!”exclaimed Morbo. “Foolish Earthlings, for many years, I have warned you that my race will come and wipe out all of you. Well, now we can’t, since that meteor is coming and-.” Fry turned off the TV. “I can’t believe this.”gasped Amy. “Can’t believe what? That Fry finally shut the TV off himself without being forced to?”asked Zoidberg, innocently. But his innocence was not exposed to the haughty, cold Amy.”No, you idiot! I meant I can’t believe that the meteor is unstoppable!” And with that, she smacked Zoidberg’s crustacean head. “Ow,,,”said Zoidberg with a tear forming in his eye. “Shut up, friends.” Farnsworth now interjected. “I also have an announcement to make. We are the chosen group to go and stop the meteor.” The crew was obviously suprised.”WHAT?!”sounded the room. “You can’t make me do it, man. You can’t. You can’t!!”cried Bender, dramatically as he could and holding on to the old professor’s lab coat collar. “Get off of me, you imbecile. We can’t back out now, for the President himself said so.” But some of the crew members were not to be side-tracked. “Aren’t we a delivery company? How can a delivery company do such a thing?” Leela asked breathlessly. “We’re a special kind of a delivery company. Also, we can’t back out now, for President Nixon knows that our company will be the one to save Earth. Now go, go!!”replied Farnsworth, shooing them all.

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Futurama Porn Story: Futurama BiNonsensical Dude Chapter 2

Futurama Porn Story: Futurama BiNonsensical Dude Chapter 2

Guest-starring Robin Williams as various extras

Written by Andrew Kaiko

I do not own the characters and all related subjects. All Futurama
characters, names, likenesses and all other criteria are TM and Y FOX and
it’s parent, affiliate and subsidiary companies. Steal and thou shall face
the consequences! Mwahahahahaaaa!

Chapter 2

“Good news, everyone!” said a familiar voice outside the door.

Everyone groaned to himself or herself and leaned over the meeting table to
what they were expecting, but instead they were in for a big surprise! A
cranking sound echoed from outside the doorway, and when a shiny silver
figure appeared, everyone gasped.

After the Professor’s operation, he had changed somewhat. His injured
right arm, his complete lower body, and various portions of his head were
replaced by a complex array of wires, buttons, metal, plastic, buzzing and
cranking! He had no use for a hover-chair anymore- his legs were so strong
they could now run at a full 100 mph! Having parts of his body turned into
a machine made him resemble an aged Two-Face meets the Terminator!

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Futurama Porno Story: Weird Fry Day Chapter Twenty-one

Futurama Porno Story: Weird Fry Day Chapter Twenty-one

Leela awoke refreshed
and alert on the third morning of the space voyage. She yawned,
stretched, and felt a stiffness in her muscles from her exercise
regimen of the previous day. Only one cure for that, she
thought, and slipped back into Frys gym shorts. Without bothering
to put on a shirt, she dropped to the floor, executed fifty flawless
push-ups, stood, and began to jog around the corridors of the new
ship. Its the first time Ive gone topless since switching
with Fry
, she mused. Its so strange.

She found Zapp on the
bridge, lounging in the captains seat, staring blankly at the
stars through bleary, half-closed eyes. The spaceman swiveled to
face her, and she felt an impulse to cover her chest that quickly
passed. Morning, Fry, he mumbled.

Morning, Zapp,
said Leela, running in place. You could use a shave, you know.

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Futurama Pornography Story: Test dorks – Chapter 1

Futurama Pornography Story: Test dorks – Chapter 1

Fry: Hey Leela, check this out!

(Fry attempts to put his leg round his head while standing up, clearly
trying to impress her)

Leela: (sighs) Fry stop being such an idiot.

Ziodburg: (gasps) Fry that’s amazing! That looks exactly like the seducing
position us lobsters use! Hold that position while I take notes on how to
perform it.

(Ziodburg produces a note pad and pen from his coat pocket and begins
taking notes, while Fry attempts to keep the position but ends up hopping
around the place ending up falling on Leela’s lap)

Fry: Why hello there Lee.. Owe!

(Leela pushes Fry off her lap and onto the floor. Just that second the
professor enters the room. Fry returns to his chair rubbing his butt)

Fry: Aww.I thought that seducing position nearly worked then.

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Futurama Porn Story: Impulsive Action – Chapter 1

Futurama Porn Story: Impulsive Action – Chapter 1

Becca: *crazed voice* I’m going to kill him slowly and painfully!
Muahahaaaaa!
Ariana and Anna: .

Anyways, here it is, the wonderful stylings of the Futurama crew!

~*~

“Stop the madness! Stop the madness!” Dr. Zoidberg ran around the cabin,
screaming.

“Let me drive, you always get to drive!” Bender wretched the steering wheel
from Leela and attempted the art of ass-steering.

“No way, Bender, you’ll get us killed!” Leela pushed him off and grabbed
the wheel.

“Ooh, this is gonna be good!” Fry, Amy, and the Professor grabbed some
popcorn and sat a safe distance away.

“Bite my shiny metal ass, chumpette!” Bender let out a mighty robot war cry
as he gave the steering wheel a final yank, pulling it out of the
dashboard. “Hey, cool, I can drive now!” He steered with the disconnected
wheel as Leela slapped her head and sighed.

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Futurama Pornography Story: The End Chapter 1

Futurama Pornography Story: The End Chapter 1

A/N: I know you all want me to put up the prologue for Evolution of Evil, but I have a bit of writers block for it. So, in order to get my creative juices flowing, Ive decided to do a few oneshots that Ive had in mind for a while. Mostly plot bunnies that Ive had that I cant seem to stretch out into longer stories.

This one popped into my head more recently than the others. It is inspired by JoeMerls beautifully dark fic Nobody Asked, which I recommend you all read if you havent already. After I read it, I just knew I had to write something dark myself, and this came to mind.

Disclaimer: Invader Zim and all related characters belong to Jhonen Vasquez.

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The End

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After three years, Earths end almost seemed anti-climatic. Most of humanity had simply stared in shock as the warships of the Irken Armada appeared in the skies over their cities; that shock had quickly turned to panic as the ships opened fire, raining destruction down on the planet, and drop ships landed, releasing armed Irken soldiers onto the streets.

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Futurama Porno Story: Enjoy In The Times Of Slurm – Chapter 1

Futurama Porno Story: Enjoy In The Times Of Slurm – Chapter 1

Bender: Hey Fry! You will never guess what I found down at the dump.

Fry walked out of his room towards Bender.

Bender: Five juicy rats already dead! We eat well at breakfast!

Bender walked into the kitchen carrying the dead rats.

Bender: “So buddy how do you want yours? Well done?”

He peered round the doorway

Bender: “Yo Fry! I said how do you want yours ..”

The Apartment was empty.

New Scene – Streets of New New York.

Fry put his hands in his pockets as he walked down the empty streets of New
New York. A cool breeze blew indicating rain was on its way.

Fry: “Man, Bender and his cooking should be outlawed” he muttered to
himself

Fry suddenly stopped and looked up realising he had taken the same route he
takes everyday and had ended up at Planet Express. He looked at his watch
it was 7am.

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Futurama Porn Story: Yet Another Futurama Crossover – Chapter 1

Futurama Porn Story: Yet Another Futurama Crossover – Chapter 1

I WORTE THIS FIC WHEN I WAS EXTREMELY BORED

It was a quiet day in Dimsdale, New York. Timmy Turner had just gotten home from school and his evil babysitter, Vicky, was awaiting his arrival. As usual, she commanded him up to his room. Timmy went up without a fight, knowing the consequences if he did put up a fight. Luckilly, unbeknownst to Vicky, Mom, or Dad, Timmy had magical gold fish who turned into his Fairy God Parents when he came into his room. These fairies, Cosmo and Wanda, often followed him to school and once even to city hall where they got to meet Dimsdale’s Town Hero, Chompy The Goat.

Timmy climbed the stairs to his room as he did many times before. He reached the last step, climbed onto the landing, and walked over to his bedroom. He walked inside and shoved the door closed. He then walked over to his bed, climbed onto it, and laid down on it. He felt his pillow take the shape of his head and his tiny pink hat as he laid his head down. He looked sleepishly at his ceiling and his fairies appeared in front of his eyes. Wanda looked down at him and said, “Aw, what’s the matter, Slugger?” Timmy looked back at her, sighed, and said, “It’s Vicky.” Cosmo magically put Timmy in the air with his wand and Timmy sat up and finished, “I’m sick of her. She always makes me do her chores. I mean, come on, she’s the babysitter, right?”

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