Anthology of Interest: Fry vs Homer – Chapter 1

Futurama

Anthology
of Interest:

Fry
vs. Homer

Part
I

AN-
Hello everybody! Hi Dr. Psychito! Im back! may have eliminated two
of my best stories, but this story will be my best and will stay on
this site! Please R & R!

SPRINGFIELD,
U.S.A. 2004

Homer!
Clean out the garage please. Marge asked Homer willingly

What!
Again? But I just forced Bart to do it a week ago. Fine, I will get
the boy.

Homer
walks up to Barts room, Bart is watching TV, on TV, there is a
chase the suspect drives off a cliff, the vehicle explodes, the cops
follow him down the cliff, you see many explosions.

I
wouldnt want to be that guy. Homer says

Dad,
what are you doing here?

I
lost a hundred dollar bill in the garage, I was wondering if you
could clean it up and find my hundred dollars. If you find it, I will
give you one dollar.

If
you want me to clean the garage I will.

Okay….
thanks.

Homer
leaves and Bart goes to the bathroom were Lisa is cleaning.

Lisa,
I got another job for you.

NEW
NEW YORK CITY, 3001

Fry-
Merry Christmas!!

Bender-
You mean X-Mas right?

Fry-
Sure, whatever.

Hermes
and Zoidberg come through the door yelling

Hermes-
Santa is here!! Run for you life!

Zoidberg-
And he has evil little trolls following him!

Leela-
Those are Neptunians, not trools.

Hermes-
Who cares, they have a wormhole ray gun, they are sending people in
it.

Fry-
So, that means we will be away from Santa.

Bender-
He is right. Everyone attack the little troll people!!

(The
crew goes outside to the Niblonians/Trolls and jump in the wormhole)

SPRINGFIELD,
U.S.A. 2004

Homer-
Please Lisa!

Lisa-
No, never!!

Homer-
I will give you money.

Lisa-
No! Do it yourself.

Homer-
Fine!

Homer
goes to clean out the garage, when he cleans out the last pile, he
gets a huge surprise.

Homer
(singing) – My bologna has a first name and it’s
H-O-M-E-Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!!

Planet
express is at the bottom of the pile

Fry-
Hiya!

Homer-
I thought we got rid of all of the courpses.

Bender-
How could we be courpses if we were alive?

AN-
This is the end of the chapter, I am sorry it has been two months,
but I has a hard time finding the file. So I wrote a new one. Please
Enjoy. And Merry Chrismachuanzahaunichka (No clue how to spell it,
sorry) -Tito Psychito P.S. The next xhapter will come out Early 2005
(January-March)