Futurama Pornography Story: accomplish 12 Months with Baby

Leela walked into the room. She grabbed Fry’s hand and ran out of the room again. This was greeted with wolf whistles. She dragged him into a room. There was a little cot filled with pink blankets. Fry looked in. He saw a little girl with two eyes and purple hair. He screamed and fell away from the cot. The baby started fussing. Leela picked her up. Way to be immature, Fry. Where did she come from? Remember last night? Uh huh. When mutants have sex, they give birth the next day. What!? So she’s mine? Yes. What’s her name? Camille. Turanga Camille? What’s wrong with it? Nothing, nothing. Ah, she’s such a sweet baby, Leela. What’s her name? Camille Eva Mallory. Turanga Munda and Morris shot weird looks at their daughter. What is wrong with Camille?! Nothing, nothing. The purple haired month old opened her eyes and smiled at Morris. He picked her up. Does she have any mutations? No, its really weird actually. She has my hair but everything else is Fry’s. Fry was that kid we met? Yes mum. And he’s taking care of you and Claire? Camille. Sorry. Yes, Mum. He’s buying us a big flat for us to live in. And he got loads of baby stuff. Munda looked skeptical. And your first baby? Fry doesn’t know about him. Your first baby? His name was Turanga Alex Cody Mason. His dad is Zapp Brannigan. Where is he? I don’t know. I left him in the orphanarium. I wrote his name on a piece of paper that I found He is still definitely Alex Cody Mason. What did he look like? He had blond hair and one eye. You loved him. Of course I did, he was-is my son. Fry noted this slip up. I got some good news today. Fry changed Camille was with Zoidberg and Amy. Fry wanted to do some research. He was at Cookieville Minimum Security Orphanarium. He entered and met the director of the orphanarium. He was looking through the files. There’s no Alex Cody Mason here. Fry looked at the Director. I’m sorry; there’s never been an Alex Cody Mason here. Fry knew he had to get the truth from Leela. Amy was so jealous. Camille was a beautiful baby and everyone loved her. Amy also had a secret, she was pregnant. She was sure it wasn’t Kifs. They were still married, but they hadn’t had sex in months. No it was Zapp Brannigans. Leela sighed. She missed Alex so much. It hurt to talk about him. She knew she could never forgive Zapp for what he did to her son. But now she has Camille. She jiggled her on her knees which Camille petted Nibbler. Leela made a decision. She wouldn’t think of Alex again. Camille is her life now, and she has to protect her daughter. It was a very sad day indeed. Professor Farnsworth had died at the ripe old age of 167. He had died in his sleep. Fry, Bender, Hermes and Zoidberg carried the coffin. As soon as they put the coffin down Sal came out. Where is the Professor? Leela asked, astonished. Oh’s, he’s in the other coffin. Sal replied. The four men went back outside and brought the other coffin in. Everyone cried as the portal to the centre of the earth was opened and the coffin pushed through. Camille would never meet her obscure relative. It was summer, and 7-month-old Camille was playing in Central Park with some robot butterflies. While Camille was distracted, Fry took the opportunity to ask Leela about Alex. You know, I went to Cookieville. Oh yeah. Leela paled. There never was an Alex Cody Mason there. Where is Alex, Leela? Dead. A tear escaped from Leela’s eye. Zapp killed him. How? He dropped him. He fell on his head. Poor little thing had no chance. Fry put his arm around Leela. I’m sorry, he kept whispering. I’m so sorry. Camille was growing bigger day by day. She was adorable. Everyone thought so. Kif and Amy had made up. They had a son, Ashton. He has Amy’s hair and eyes. Camille and Ashton spoke to each other in their own little language. They were the best of friends. I hope they get married. Leela remarked one day. They’re not even a year old, Leela. Yeah, I know. It’ll be nice, you know. Yeah. Fry was so nervous. Calm down, Fry. Calm down. Leela walked into the Planet Express ship. Fry, why have you brought me here? he bent down on one knee. Leela, will you marry me? Yes! she screamed and fell into his lap. Morning-Oh not again! Fry exclaimed. There was another baby on the floor. It was a boy, with Frys orange hair and one big eye. What’s this ones name? Jordan Yancy Philip. Jordan? Why does everyone hate the names I give my children?! There’s nothing wrong with Jordan. You just said- And they’re our children. Fry picked up Jordan and went to present his to the rest of the Planet Express crew. Camille hated Jordan on first sight. She spent more time with Ashton rather than her brother. Everyone else adored him. Camille felt neglected, unloved. She felt she was being pushed aside. No one liked her anymore. Leela and Fry were terrified. Santa was outside. he would kill Jordan and Camille. Santa got in. Now, you all have been very naughty. Except you Dr Zoidberg. he hand Zoidberg a laser gun. Zoidberg chopped off Santas head with it. The head landed on Fry’s chest and killed him. Camille started crying. Leela picked up the gun and shot herself in the head with it. The children were alone. It had been a very eventful 12 months with baby.