Futurama Pornography Story: Rush Moon Chapter 26
Static on a TV
screen. Then words:
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Then static once
more.
He sat in a small
room crammed with DVDs and old pizza boxes, watching a small TV. The
only light in the room was the amber glow of the screen, casting an
unhealthy pallor on his blank, unblinking face